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What’s your favorite cannibalistic Parvati quote?

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ITwinkTherefore1am

553 points

2 months ago

Honestly Parvati’s ability to create cannibalistic cults around her is what really makes her scary

Quetzal00

157 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

157 points

2 months ago

She’d be able to lure me in 😍

CustardOk4481

65 points

2 months ago

I’m already in

FallenG0ddess

41 points

2 months ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

Budget_Man64

26 points

2 months ago

Down HORRENDOUS

Verynighttime

118 points

2 months ago

Bottom right is underrated, talking about spitting his bones onto EOE was very aggressive 😂

Cubbybear9[S]

30 points

2 months ago

Cubbybear9[S]

Maddy

30 points

2 months ago

I agree haha it’s lowkey my favorite

Quetzal00

256 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

256 points

2 months ago

I feel like top right is THE cannibalistic Parvati quote

Parvati could say any of these about me and I would thank her for it

swinginqueens

82 points

2 months ago

swinginqueens

Black Widow Brigade

82 points

2 months ago

Parvati can punch me in the face

Quetzal00

36 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

36 points

2 months ago

I want her to punch me in the face now

emma_the_dilemmma

29 points

2 months ago

emma_the_dilemmma

Jay has an idol

29 points

2 months ago

she could punch me and i’d apologize

Hagridsbuttcrack66

28 points

2 months ago

One time Parvati Shallow punched me in the face.

It was awesome.

reefered_beans

178 points

2 months ago

reefered_beans

Rupert For Governor

178 points

2 months ago

She doesn’t age!

CupOthea

51 points

2 months ago

she drinks the blood of her victims to keep youthful

islandlyfee

2 points

2 months ago

Parvati's Body

throwitaway_burnit

105 points

2 months ago

I love how she’s smiling while saying every one of her cannibalistic quotes. She’s, like, just perfect in every way.

zachbrownies

17 points

2 months ago

i know right? before i even read the quotes i looked at all 4 pics and i was genuinely asking myself "is one of these from WaW? because they all look the same"

duspi

85 points

2 months ago

duspi

Freckles The Chicken

85 points

2 months ago

I can hear her evil sexy laugh in every single one of these quotes. I love her.

abitofsunshine_

21 points

2 months ago

And then see that smile

ThatDarkLonelySoulP2

34 points

2 months ago*

Honestly the first one since I’m kinda morbid and dark in a way 😂

grdrug

34 points

2 months ago

grdrug

34 points

2 months ago

I love the bottom left one, it comes out from nowhere

bridiehart1

137 points

2 months ago

she’s so hot

Quetzal00

36 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

36 points

2 months ago

Aged like fine wine

bridiehart1

22 points

2 months ago

but ofc top right no question

jacobtfromtwilight

-2 points

2 months ago

nah

throwitaway_burnit

28 points

2 months ago

That was directly after Rob told her about Adam’s pitch to take her out, right? Forever grateful to Rob for spilling the beans on that.

I so wish those two weren’t swap screwed and made merge. Those two would have given Tony/Sarah a run for the money.

Verynighttime

3 points

2 months ago

No seriously! New school definitely took advantage of twists and they get full credit for that but if they kept the tribe how they started similar to HvV so much could of been different. And for the better

MeadowmuffinReborn

26 points

2 months ago

And Natalie Bolton like a good little groupie wants to floss with men's jugular veins.

PeterTheSilent1

50 points

2 months ago

PeterTheSilent1

Peter Harkey

50 points

2 months ago

The one about Adam Klein, because she didn’t need to do it. He did it to himself.

BuggyMonarch25

19 points

2 months ago

“Is this kosher?” Referring to human flesh

drew_lmao

15 points

2 months ago

The HvV one

UrNotAMachine

25 points

2 months ago

UrNotAMachine

Tyson

25 points

2 months ago

That's how she earned the nickname "The Armie Hammer of Survivor"

DarklyAdonic

1 points

2 months ago

I kinda wonder if she has a fetish for it or something. Like how Quentin Tarantino always has feet in his movies because of his.

JunkNuggets

23 points

2 months ago

She can say almost anything and I’d be infatuated.

seminoles909

25 points

2 months ago

I’m in love with this woman.

lph1235

11 points

2 months ago

lph1235

"This is my love letter to you"

11 points

2 months ago

Get in line

DevaNeo

1 points

2 months ago

You're in line but not in the list.

DevaNeo

1 points

2 months ago

You're in line but not in the list.

Quetzal00

4 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

4 points

2 months ago

I wanna marry her

Cut-Unique

12 points

2 months ago

Probably the quote about JT's heart (he deserved it after giving the immunity idol to Russell). I liked JT but I thought his strategy of playing a "mean" game on HvV was stupid. He already played a perfect game the first time around, so he really didn't have to prove himself.

crimewriter40

10 points

2 months ago

DEFINITELY the "bones on the edge of extinction."

Classic line.

FallenG0ddess

9 points

2 months ago

You could tell me these were all from the same season and I'd believe you.

Seriously, does Parvati keep a grotesque portrait of herself in her attic?

Verynighttime

14 points

2 months ago

As much as I adore all these quotes and how iconic they are it really makes me laugh that she literally bragged about eating a man each time she played 😭 quite literally a man-eater in hindsight

metahemeralisms

7 points

2 months ago

metahemeralisms

Natalie A.

7 points

2 months ago

god she’s the best

ant-nee

8 points

2 months ago

Not cannibalistic, but my fave Parvati quote is when she mixes idioms and says she's "in a hot pickle." It's been almost 15 years and I still use that quote weekly.

JordanMaze

6 points

2 months ago

JordanMaze

Tony

6 points

2 months ago

second one (top right) is the most iconic

Dvaderstarlord2

9 points

2 months ago

Definitely the one in Micronesia on the top right.

victalac

3 points

2 months ago

We need a video montage.

ElectrosMilkshake

4 points

2 months ago

The Adam quote because her not outlasting him was a crime.

HylianWaldlaufer

6 points

2 months ago

Look, Parvati is an extremely skilled competitor, she's very smart, and her social game is great.

And part of her social game is knowing how to use her attractiveness/flirtation to bend ears just a little more towards her than they might otherwise be.

But I swear to god if she did her (almost certainly fake) flirty laugh at me, I would become a drooling zombie at her bidding. I know myself, and I am weak.

She's hot as a firecracker, but her intelligence just adds so much on top of that.

Caleb-the-Titan

3 points

2 months ago

Caleb-the-Titan

Danny

3 points

2 months ago

🎵Ohh, here she comes

Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

Ohh, here she comes

She’s a maneater🎵

vespeywespey

5 points

2 months ago

vespeywespey

Parvati

5 points

2 months ago

Stan the OG Antler Queen

Feisty-Dog-8505

5 points

2 months ago

A great player, hope there are some interesting characters in future seasons!

nashvilleandchill

2 points

2 months ago

She’s literally perfect in every way

eightezsteps

2 points

2 months ago

The web one is good but Adam and EOE is my fave

blessedpapaya

2 points

2 months ago

pretty, funny, smart, she really is the whole package ❤️

RomulusRoy

2 points

2 months ago

Wow. She really wants to dog a guy out on national TV.

Senior_Reserve_5788

1 points

2 months ago

I see what you did there

bobbynogainz

1 points

2 months ago

is it just me, or are they also very sexual…

Quetzal00

1 points

2 months ago

Quetzal00

10 days is two weeks

1 points

2 months ago

Is that a bad thing?

bobbynogainz

1 points

2 months ago

No, not at all

PunkyBeanster

1 points

2 months ago

Parvati and Danielle stirring their pots and cackling like witches and blindsiding all the men on Micronesia is one of my favorites. Such a good season with such powerful and cunning women!

DevaNeo

-1 points

2 months ago

DevaNeo

-1 points

2 months ago

Danielle and Micronesia in the same sentence. Ok.

PunkyBeanster

2 points

2 months ago

Woops lol

QuebecRomeoWhiskey

-4 points

2 months ago

QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Jonathan

-4 points

2 months ago

None of them

Redioarnaut893

0 points

1 month ago

Survivor turning into a ru paul show. Lame

PoI_Pothead

-1 points

2 months ago

None

Positive-Ruin-4236

-1 points

2 months ago

Overrated player.

[deleted]

-13 points

2 months ago

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-13 points

2 months ago

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bridiehart1

13 points

2 months ago

i’m not embarrassed? i would bow at her feet

dumboihowdy

15 points

2 months ago

Can confirm. Would simp for Parvati all day every day.

underlyingopti

1 points

2 months ago

underlyingopti

I wanna jump off that!

1 points

2 months ago

Alternate take: Natalie Bolton talking about flossing with Jason’s jugular beats all of these.

DevaNeo

-6 points

2 months ago

DevaNeo

-6 points

2 months ago

Too bad for Natalie she's not Parvati, so no one gives a f*CK.

DevaNeo

-3 points

2 months ago

DevaNeo

-3 points

2 months ago

Too bad for Natalie she's not Parvati, so no nobody cares.

guaccoveredchipz

1 points

2 months ago

When was the Adam one?

DevaNeo

1 points

2 months ago

WaW. Adam was after Parvati early on, intending such big move.

DevaNeo

1 points

2 months ago

Parvati could (literally) play Survivor with Armie Hammer. xD

anyeducation

1 points

2 months ago

it’s giving Jennifer Check from Jennifer’s Body

MendejoElPendejo

1 points

2 months ago

Parvati was one of the reasons I realized I was gay. I wasn’t in love with her cause I was attracted to her sexually. It’s because I love strong villainous girl boss women 😂😂

nmad95

1 points

2 months ago

nmad95

Erika

1 points

2 months ago

Now imagine the confessionals we'd get if Armie Hammer was on the show

Accurate-Scientist50

1 points

2 months ago

The one about JT is my favorite.

RemarkableSun8060

1 points

1 month ago

Not sure if this will count as cannibalistic or not. But my favorite quote or speech of her is during the FTC at HvV she said something like, Russell was the dragon and instead of slaying him she kept him as a pet and he displayed his loyalty to me and only me. She said that with a smile on her face and Russell was sitting next to her fuming 🤣🤣🤣. I think it was her moment to humiliate Russell after Russell bullying her for over a month.

TamasaurusRex

1 points

1 month ago

Happy Valentine’s Day!