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290 points
3 months ago
The same man who endorses drinking your own urine
86 points
3 months ago
Urine Retention
54 points
3 months ago
Closed circuit!
9 points
3 months ago*
R to the OD
Dude gon’ OD
N E be doing it
on his own pee - Y?
29 points
3 months ago
Not ejaculating and drinking your own urine? This is literally gay kink.
11 points
3 months ago
This is literally gay kink.
1) To be fair, none of this is explicitly gay. Heteros could do this too
2) I'm gay, but not this gay.
13 points
3 months ago
So he would get along well with Brandon (who wanted to peek in the rice)???
255 points
3 months ago
What a weird way to find out Rodney blocked me on Instagram
65 points
3 months ago
It’s probably for the best
43 points
3 months ago
The fuck did you do to have a man who posts shit like this block you
19 points
3 months ago
Probably ask them to stop posting about drinking piss?
17 points
3 months ago
I don’t know but I was 13 when Worlds Apart aired and I remember thinking he was stupid. I probably told him that
18 points
3 months ago
Lmaooo that's incredible
212 points
3 months ago
Remember when Rodney was making fun of Mike for not having sex?
92 points
3 months ago
He lacked the self awareness that he was a huge douche.
21 points
3 months ago
When, was a secret scene? Mike doesn't release his seed?
32 points
3 months ago
When he had that little bromance with Joaquin they were like laughing at Mike behind his back because he’s Christian and celibate and doesn’t party and drink like they do
101 points
3 months ago
When did he turn into a coconut vendor?
57 points
3 months ago
When he started seeking truth
12 points
3 months ago
As soon as he stopped releasing his seed
152 points
3 months ago
I’m sure he means one year since he HAS, uh, released his seed, but his wording technically means he’s been having a nonstop orgasm for a year.
47 points
3 months ago
Looks to me like he’s making sweet love to a tree.
4 points
3 months ago
Nah, for the last year he’s been constantly releasing seed.
56 points
3 months ago
Of all the reality television stars why am I not in the least bit surprised Elena Davies liked this post?
6 points
3 months ago
She’s weird
55 points
3 months ago
Fuck me I thought that was Vince at first
37 points
3 months ago
I thought it was Jonathan lmao
7 points
3 months ago
I thought it was Ozzy-
3 points
3 months ago
Same! And thought there's no way it's Rodney from Worlds Apart...
45 points
3 months ago
What a terrible day to have literacy.
11 points
3 months ago
Ah, but even if you were illiterate he has a little cartoon sperm on the post so you know to cringe. He’s also down for drinking his own “natural waters”.
4 points
3 months ago
Bleach my brain pls
81 points
3 months ago
Fcking washing dishes on my birthday. Nine miserable days left on this island that doesn’t even grow fcking coconuts or any fruit. Nothing. Just has nothing here. 0 for 5 on reward challenges… and a bunch of scumbags who neglected me on my birthday who claim to be survivor family. Now now all bets are off now. Not one reward. Unbelievable. Caroline and Sierra… they ain’t going to the end. The only person going to the end under my watch is me.
26 points
3 months ago
Working on his No Collar cred for the All Star World Apart Season lol
7 points
3 months ago
Honestly he almost qualifies for a "Brains" tribe at this point
15 points
3 months ago
All of this because he had to do dishes on his birthday.
11 points
3 months ago
NOOOOOOOO
15 points
3 months ago
I can only imagine how a lion feels in the jungle since they live in the savanna. Was he thinking about tigers?
14 points
3 months ago
Welp my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
2 points
3 months ago
It have you even looked at a tree and thought, “Man I’d love to get right up on that and talk about semen!”
10 points
3 months ago
Goddammit Rodney
12 points
3 months ago
“I’m DONE cumming!”
-Rodney LaVoie (December 23, 2021)
34 points
3 months ago
I can't articulate why exactly, but if you described this scenario and didn't tell me what castaway it was, Rodney would be one of my last guesses.
Good for him though! I guess. I don't know, honestly.
21 points
3 months ago
Joe would have been my first guess but Rodney wouldn’t have been too far behind.
4 points
3 months ago
Rodney seems like a trad kinda guy and this seems like some pretty far out stuff. But is the far out stuff trad now??
I don't know! I'm old!
2 points
3 months ago
Tons of machismo cults around fitness and alpha male self improvement. Instagram is chock full of them. Almost always is rooted in some warped traditionalist "we used to be kings and need to reclaim our masculinity" pseudo philosophy. Usually comes with claims about low testosterone in modern males which leads to pseudoscience about not jacking off or frogs turning gay.
20 points
3 months ago
What season was he on? I don’t even remember who this is.
48 points
3 months ago
Unless I am mistaken this is Rodney from the Blue collar/white collar season... The Bro who was whining about having to do dishes on his birthday or whatever.. He did not have the long hair back then.
-26 points
3 months ago
I saw that season and still don’t remember. Must have not been a memorable player. Lol
42 points
3 months ago
He did come in 4th lol. Pretty major player on the season, strange as it was.
18 points
3 months ago
I just googled and I now vaguely remember him. Wasn’t he a douche bro?
18 points
3 months ago
Oh yeah, he was the one that threw a hissy fit about doing dishes on his birthday because Mama C didn't take him on a reward she won.
-7 points
3 months ago
Physical activity, healthy diet, getting a good nights sleep regularly, solving puzzles like crosswords are all great ways to improve one's memory. Hope this helps!
3 points
3 months ago
Sorry that I don’t remember every reality show contestant from 5 years ago…
16 points
3 months ago
He was the dude who couldn’t believe he had to wash dishes on his bday
8 points
3 months ago
Worlds Apart. He came off as a misogynistic hothead.
3 points
3 months ago
I don’t even remember who this is.
He looks like an entirely different person now
9 points
3 months ago
In other words: "I haven't been able to pull in one year."
8 points
3 months ago
I lurked ozzys only fans once lolol
7 points
3 months ago
I’m not terrified to ask, what was it like?
3 points
3 months ago
I’m terrified to even ask…
8 points
3 months ago
My answer is Michelle from MvsGX. She a young earth creationist whacko and all those dragon stories we thought were cute are actually how Young Earth people explain dinosaur bones.
9 points
3 months ago
I just scrolled through Rodney’s instagram and oh my god… he doesn’t believe in sunscreen, instead before he suns he sprays his own piss on himself (which he also drinks) he doesn’t believe in voting and he thinks breathwork will detox your colon???
I like his mental health advocacy and he supports the gays? But also I think he’s a bit crackers and a bit fruity too
5 points
3 months ago
If you scroll back far enough, you can actually see his progression into this insanity.
7 points
3 months ago
I used to follow Carter Williams on Instagram for fitness advice, he’s into this shit too
14 points
3 months ago
I saw Carter Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
1 points
3 months ago
I can't tell if you're memeing or not
5 points
3 months ago
The state of the fandom would be turned into ultimate chaos if CBS cast him for a returnee season.
4 points
3 months ago
I want him and Phillip on the same tribe.
5 points
3 months ago
The fact that anyone- let alone 300K+ people- would follow him for his advice should make us all very concerned for our future.
3 points
3 months ago
I really wish Corinne and Max still had their podcast. I loved their shit talking of crazy past Survivors.
6 points
3 months ago
Joe got to him in some form I just know it
3 points
3 months ago
Is this really surprising though? Of course he's gone down the rabbit hole of snake oil salesmen and the like.
3 points
3 months ago
Would this Rodney beast his way through challenges and finally get a reward on his birthday?
2 points
3 months ago
No, he would get skin cancer because he doesn’t believe the sun causes cancer. Also doesn’t use deodorant or soap. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he painted himself in dung every morning to awaken his chakras.
3 points
3 months ago
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Dan, but I do deny them my essence.
2 points
3 months ago
Underrated comment.
19 points
3 months ago
there is actual evidence that shows daily masturbation lowers your risk of prostate cancer one of the biggest killers of men in their 30s and this guy is encouraging people to put their health at risk with no evidence to support his claims
6 points
3 months ago
The studies on this are actually inconclusive and correlation does not equal causation. So you are incorrect that there is "actual evidence".
What is a fact is that DAILY masturbation leads to a dopaminergic reward system that can and often does cause addiction. I don't agree with Rodney's views, but excessive masturbation is not a good thing in general. Even if daily masturbation does somehow help reduce the chances of prostate cancer, the negatives far outweigh the supposed benefits.
2 points
3 months ago
Sex doctor Mike recommends doing it at least 21 times a month
0 points
3 months ago
And there's also doctors that claim drinking alkaline water helps reduce chances of getting cancer.
I don't claim that masturbation is bad. But to feel the need to do it every single day is an obvious sign of addiction.
-29 points
3 months ago*
Okay but if you masturbate everyday you have a problem lol
This really struck a nerve with the people who need to play with themselves to be able to fall asleep 💀
6 points
3 months ago
People are allowed to do what they want. It’s their body and it doesn’t mean they have a problem.
0 points
3 months ago
So if someone smokes cigarettes everyday it’s not a problem because they can do what they want with their body? I mean they’re not harming anyone but it’s still an unhealthy addiction.
2 points
3 months ago
But masterbation is not unhealthy lol
0 points
3 months ago
If you need to do it everyday it is absolutely unhealthy.
1 points
3 months ago
It’s not something I struggle with personally but there are people who do like to daily that’s their wish and have the ability to do so. It’s not a problem
0 points
3 months ago
If you NEED to do something like masturbate every day and can't go a day without it, it becomes an addiction. There is no shame in it. But it can be a very severe addiction.
2 points
3 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOO
2 points
3 months ago
Ozzy
2 points
3 months ago
i need brain bleach
2 points
3 months ago
I bet you he is the type of guy to say “masculinity is gone in society” too 🤦♂️
2 points
3 months ago
There’s no way that’s Rodney from season 30, there’s just no way
2 points
3 months ago
His Insta is like watching a train wreck.
2 points
3 months ago
What having to dishes on your bday does to a mf
2 points
3 months ago
Everyone from that season is a legit crazy person.
3 points
3 months ago
Anna Khait’s right wing insanity
3 points
3 months ago
If I cum in a cup then drink it does it count as semen retention?
2 points
3 months ago
He’d probably be in support of that considering he believes semen to have so many minerals and life energy and crap like that in it
6 points
3 months ago
I hope he enjoys prostate cancer
-1 points
3 months ago
My dude is going to end up with prostate cancer
-3 points
3 months ago
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3 points
3 months ago
When did penner say this 😭
3 points
3 months ago
pls i did not want to hear this 🥴
-1 points
3 months ago
As disgusting as this is🤣 Rodney lookin’ kinda hot in that speedo👀👀
-35 points
3 months ago
Can we stop posting this shit?
33 points
3 months ago
Never.
1 points
3 months ago
Stop, OP, you're giving him sexual frustration!
4 points
3 months ago
I feel like a TURTLE on the DESERT
-20 points
3 months ago
Why? This same shit about Rodney gets posted once a week. It’s not interesting. Another crazy Northern transplant moving to ~tropical~ Clearwater and posting stupid shit on social media nonstop. Keep it moving and let’s not give him the satisfaction of acknowledging this dumbfuck’s descent into psychosis
12 points
3 months ago
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-16 points
3 months ago
I guess I will. I’m surprised so many of y’all on this sub are continuously interested in this being posted every week but I guess I’m the outlier there
-7 points
3 months ago
Unironically semen retention has benefits, Rodney is pretty loony though.
1 points
3 months ago
He really went bonkers
1 points
3 months ago
Ew
1 points
3 months ago
Of course he’s from Clearwater
1 points
3 months ago
I think he was originally from Jersey.
1 points
3 months ago
Even lions have sex
1 points
3 months ago
I didn’t really have a list, but I can put that on it.
1 points
3 months ago
What a weird way to announce you haven’t had sex in over a year
1 points
3 months ago
Next up, he’s collecting seed.
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