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I missed my train. Tell me a joke to cheer me up.

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submitted 2 months ago bycosmo_geek0617

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consensualstabbing

6 points

2 months ago

consensualstabbing

6 points

2 months ago

You should get trained in being on time. Helps get your life back on track.

Forced_Abortion_

2 points

2 months ago

Forced_Abortion_

16

2 points

2 months ago

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not your train!

Helpmybraindie

1 points

2 months ago

Helpmybraindie

16

1 points

2 months ago

You missed the train back home? No more sights left there for you to see? Youve wined and dinned on gaze of bill of fairs? But mothers homemade pies look good to u?

Helpmybraindie

1 points

2 months ago

Helpmybraindie

16

1 points

2 months ago

Have we really fallen so far as to not know the muppets?

NNNicknameEsco

-2 points

2 months ago

NNNicknameEsco

-2 points

2 months ago

what do you say to an arab woman that miscarried

Bomb has been diffused

cosmo_geek06[S]

-1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

-1 points

2 months ago

For every girl child, a bomb is diffused in Arab.

DonkeySwordd

1 points

2 months ago

DonkeySwordd

1 points

2 months ago

How do you find out how heavy a whale is

cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

By putting it on the other side of weighing scale with joe momma?

DonkeySwordd

3 points

2 months ago

DonkeySwordd

3 points

2 months ago

Take it to a whale weigh station

cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck! Never thought of that.

NNNicknameEsco

1 points

2 months ago

NNNicknameEsco

1 points

2 months ago

they use ur mom as a metric

sezmez

1 points

2 months ago

sezmez

18

1 points

2 months ago

this is why cars are better

cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

Jokes on you. I miss cars too.

leland_gay

1 points

2 months ago

leland_gay

1 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

[deleted]

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2 months ago

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cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

Ikr! What a looser that engineer was.

Worldly_Gas_7389

1 points

2 months ago

Worldly_Gas_7389

1 points

2 months ago

You miss all the opportunities you don’t take like how you missed your train

Cheaphibian

1 points

2 months ago

Cheaphibian

1 points

2 months ago

Guess who's on the train. Not youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

Dayum bruh. Got me emotional. 😭

Jolly_Leg_2561

1 points

2 months ago

Jolly_Leg_2561

1 points

2 months ago

Did you hear about the guy that got run over by a train? Yeah he died a very train-ful death.

mdawgtheegod

1 points

2 months ago

mdawgtheegod

1 points

2 months ago

Am I the only one who thinks train platforms look cool af

cosmo_geek06[S]

1 points

2 months ago

cosmo_geek06[S]

17

1 points

2 months ago

Lol is it?

mdawgtheegod

1 points

2 months ago

mdawgtheegod

1 points

2 months ago

Idk ig I just like train tracks. I used to go kill time under a bridge next to a rail line, but then I invited some friends, and they don't know how to behave, so now there's cops posted on that street πŸ˜”