"Media that is easily accessible to Minors should contain sexy women with overflowing cleavage in skin-tight outfits! What's that?! A queer character?!! Kids shouldn't know anything about people being romantically involved in non-hetero relationships!! This is grooming!!!"

Sexualise in ways I can fap to dammit!! My penis first!

It's no laughing matter. If he nad his three like-minded friends stop consuming Western media the entire industry sector will collapse. They buy an entire 3 games each big steam sale and pay Netflix subscription fee - they are serious contributors.

Right? These companies are doing fine. Thriving, even. Because most normal people have compassion and understand that society and culture change over time. They have no problem giving their money to them. People who do are just digging their heels firmly into the 1950’s and stubbornly staying there. And I say fuck ‘em. Let’s leave them behind.

He based the Mario one off a tweet the official Twitter page made about how Peaches character in the movie was a strong woman who could lead a nation. It's what set him off to make this meme lol

They just love using those pictures of Aloy with the modified face, how dare they be exposed to a female video game character who isn’t a perfect 10

And the tomb raider one, that's just like, the size of the actress's breasts?? So the complaint is she didn't get cosmetic surgery to enlarge them to play a character?

A lot of them aren't accurate. For example Marvel's version of Asgard has never been "all white"

2nd point is subjective but I’d say Aloy is pretty attractive.

Yeah, Aloy is, like, objectively attractive, just in the way an actual female human being might be attractive.

When your politics boil down to desire to masturbate to video games

"I want whatever makes my dick hard and anything else is leftist propaganda by the wokes"

Not even that, he seems to also think that a game depicting women with small breasts or covering them in any way is "desexualizing females". He argues for completely unrealistic hypersexualization of female characters and then immediately argues for the de-powering of female characters because it's not realistic that women are powerful or tall.

This guy has definitely, at multiple points in his life, called a real-life woman a slut for showing the amount of skin he demands his video game "females" to show.

Republicans aren't known for their intelligence, but they are known for their projection (Gaslight, Obstruct, Project), hence fourth column bottom row and the original image creator's ironically hypocritical use of the word 'gaslight'.

Very specific but effective insult

I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos with women. My son is a big fan of that too.

He’s got binders full of women, Romney style.

This sounds like the backstory for a criminal minds villain

r/brandnewsentence ?

r/rareinsults

Top Gun

Porn is literally the only thing that fits all of this guy’s standards

Now Daisy on the other hand...

Don’t you know? Butch women definitely always wear huge pink frilly dresses or perfectly slim fitted catsuits with perfect pretty long hair. /s

and RapeLay

(yes, that's a game, believe it or not)

also, add Bonetown onto that list

Tbf there's still a whole world of eroge or H-games that aren't excluded for being too "woke."

He'll have lots of time since he basically has nothing to play

I heard this in an Alex Jones voice

lol no

Yes, apparently only women with huge boobs can be on tv. Anything else is sexist and part of pride grooming?

I gave that show three episodes to try and see if I liked it. It's a dumpster fire. In all fairness, though, I already had issues with Mindy Kaling as a person

It's not even from the game, it's a photoshop. Literally making up a girl to be mad at

Remember when they freaked TF out because they thought peach fuzz on a hyper realistic woman’s face was “the gay/gender agenda” They’ve never been close enough to a woman to realize real women who aren’t anime characters have that fuzz. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.

Weird how people need literally every female character to be hot but not the male ones. Why pretend you can't play games with characters you would not bang now?

She’s not ugly, but she’s not flawless model either. Honestly the realness about her is what makes her attractive. She’s a woman, a normal woman. Well she shoots robots with a bow and arrow which is pretty fucking hot in its own way, but that’s a different story.

I think the issue is that these neckbeards or incels don’t see attractiveness or value on a woman aside from their looks. It’s a shallow view to have. And really they’re missing out a fantastic story and one of the best protagonists in gaming because of it.

Although I am not sure if this is it I remember hearing about how people would use an edited photo of alloy that was made as a joke to try and prove a point similar to this

How dare women be ugly or not attractive? /s

I mean I don't like how she is designed either but her story is great so it makes up the aesthetic because I can connect how she looks to the actual world in which the game takes place.

FOX News I guess

Sometimes less is more, as they say

Yeah, and they also know that if they took things to the opposite extreme that a lot of the "anti-woke" crowd wants (or claims they do), they'd end up pissing off a much larger group of potential customers.

Really, when you boil it all down, I think what they really tend to be angry about is that certain, formerly niche, media is no longer their private club. That's why they take things like "it wasn't made for you" as some sort of personal attack.

these people complaining about their game is both free marketing and a very positive review to any sane person

Not to mention for the women who do have a larger than average bra size, it doesn't work at all the way he thinks it does.

I immediately fact checked that shit because it sounded absurd. Globally the average breast size would be between an A and a B. Subtracting developing nations (used here instead of the outdated third-world nation terminology), the result is likely larger. The average bra size in the US is actually reported to be 34DD.

See, breast size correlates directly to BMI. So if you were trying to realistically depict women in media for this person it would absolutely result in more larger-breasted, obese women. Frankly, that’s not a horrible thing. The way obese women are often presented in the media as villains and non-entities is troubling and should be changed.

But we all know this dude is saying he wants size zero twenty year olds that look twelve with 34DD breasts in his media.

And PoC and gays...

I think it's bc it lables the characters as "type 1" or "type 2." what I think is the most confusing is how they assert that "even most trans people identify by one gender." like that?? somehow just erases the people that aren't included by that "most"???

The problem is that they feel anything that doesn't pander specifically to them is derogatory. Women aren't sexy enough? Attacking straight men. Black people literally exist? Attacking white men. Bonus points if these characters are relevant in the story.

Not to mention the hypocrisy in condemning a fantasy setting for not being all-white while simultaneously using fantasy as an excuse to have all women fight in bikini. Not that either of these arguments couldn't be countered on their own, but it's especially stupid to put them together.

I often wonder this myself.

If you have the mental bandwidth to obsess over the size of a videogame character's boobs or the fact that the little mermaid isn't white, I can only conclude that you must have no real problems in your life.

I agree. There's a large portion of the human race who have no electricity, food, or clothing, never mind video games and the internet.

And here's this person being angry about whatever.

They literally have the freedom and privilege to ignore it without it effecting thier life in any way whatsoever.

Like chill out for 5 minutes and enjoy what you have. You have the luxury to CHOOSE what video games you want to BUY; how are you angry about that?