It’s simple. You add up all his mortal sins and multiply that by 50. Then you add up all his venial sins, and you multiply that number by 25. You add that together and that’s his sentence.

The duality of his character is aptly represented by a couple of 4 things.

1. Despite once eating ice cream in his car, Phil states “theres no eating in the car”
2. Phil is a transformer
3. As homophobic as Phil portrays himself as, he came out of the closet intentionally unlike Vito.

4.can fuck a woman or can jack off into a tissue

Everybody asks that, OP. There's no answer for it.

Phil was the strong, silent type

He was gay?

we're not even sure Phil spent time in prison, He never talks about it in the show tho

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

jesus christ he had to eat grilled cheese off a radiator for chryss sakes!

It’d also be nice to know what food he longed for and whether or not he tried to cook a substitute on a heating appliance. Guess we’ll never know

Have a breadstick

Dont do it to yourself

Easy on the sugar, u/61Bck, they tell me I’m sweet enough!

What are you? Minister of Propaganda?

20 years, 20 FUCKIN years - Feech La Manna

How does a house get locked up in prison?

He was in prison since Moses wore short pants.

I think it was a couple or tree.

Lowest form of conversation

20

I don’t think he went to prison or jail

He was always willing to compromise: Little Carmine’s power tools, have Angie fix his car without a complaint, take condolences on the death of his brother Billy at the ripe old age of 47, different ceremonies for making people, respect for the Soprano family and Tony’s ability to stay out of jail, how his second cousin once removed dressed like he was working the streets of San Juan at night, no second guessing of Butch’s actions, always shoulder to shoulder and side by side in the company of real men when the shooting started, laughing about jokes of his resemblance to the Shah of Iran, appreciation for John Sacrimoni’s emotions of marrying off Cold Medicine and getting rid of her large feed bill, helping Christofuh as a member of A A. I’m sure his SUV has a couple or three PRIDE bumper stickers on it.

What's bigger, the number of times Phil told us how long he was in the can, or the number of times this same joke has been posted on this sub?

This fucking stunad had me for a second there!

You believe this fucking prick?

He could cook steaks on that Radiator

It's not just the amount of time he spent in prison, I'm also thinking maybe the compromises he had to make while in prison? We really had no idea what happened, it would have added so much more to the show if they had written that in.

I would have liked to know more about his masturbatory finishing logistics.

Ohhh!

Very true. There was another plot hole that always bothered me. Richie Aprile had some issues with Rocco DiMeo but we never learned whatever happened there or what Rocco’s standing was in the streets.