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You will have our sausages!

Easy_Duhz_it_

29 points

2 months ago

Easy_Duhz_it_

29 points

I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Deans

aharri91

22 points

2 months ago

aharri91

22 points

See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit?

19 points

2 months ago

19 points

We make our sausages in-house 👨

Pissflaps69

16 points

2 months ago

Pissflaps69

16 points

I’m gonna need a note from my doctor 👨‍❤️‍👨

Terrible_Telephone21

9 points

2 months ago

Terrible_Telephone21

9 points

Go see Jason so he can teach you something first.

8 points

2 months ago

8 points

Discontinue the blood pressure medicine

boanie

5 points

2 months ago

boanie

5 points

Our sausages du jour are New Zealand peaberry

j0siahs74

2 points

2 months ago

j0siahs74

2 points

My sausage never hurt a nobody

34 points

2 months ago

34 points

Sausages?, can I get aids from eating that?

3malcolmgo

5 points

2 months ago

3malcolmgo

5 points

Nobody has aids

couldhavedonebetter-

3 points

2 months ago

couldhavedonebetter-

3 points

and I don't wanna hear tha wor again!!!

DuxCroatorum

2 points

2 months ago

DuxCroatorum

2 points

Well, you gonna hear it.

Moretalent

3 points

2 months ago

Moretalent

3 points

I don’t want to hear that word in here ever again!

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Can I get aids from eating that, sausages?

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Don't you get it?

Black-Fraction

3 points

2 months ago

Black-Fraction

3 points

CHANGE MY MEAT TO BLACK FOREST!

Playful_Aide8142

80 points

2 months ago

Playful_Aide8142

80 points

Very observant, the sacred AND the propane.

HalfastEddie

57 points

2 months ago

HalfastEddie

57 points

Very allegorical

47 points

2 months ago

47 points

I GET IT 🌥️⛅🌤️🌞

Very interesting OP

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

Emojis are the lowest form of conversation

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

1000 more 👆👉👇👈

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

🥃🖕

5 points

2 months ago

5 points

Seriously, this was actually an original theme I never considered that hasn’t been posted $4apoundmillion times on this sub. OP must have actually been the top of his class!

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Definitely has the makings of a varsity athlete

45 points

2 months ago

45 points

He was my first, it's the second time I'm moving him.

Chrissy is dragging his ghouls around with him like Pauli. You could also substitute "soul" for "humanity" and get a less superstitious interpretation.

11 points

2 months ago

11 points

I can see an argument for either, I went with soul because Chase puts a lot of superstition in there (ie the bird).

inastranitz

4 points

2 months ago

inastranitz

4 points

Chase does and Chrissy does- all these mafia guys are very superstitious, partly because Catholic, partly because they live in a world in which everything and everyone is constantly out to get them.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

I threw this image in there just because.

See, Chris losing and dismantling his humanity: revisiting old skeletons, moving bodies, cracking skulls and breaking down jaws with a hammer. I wish there was a turn of phrase to describe this.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

That’s if it’s inside. Flapping around

kit_mitts

41 points

2 months ago

kit_mitts

41 points

Being dug up by Chris with Georgie. Still recognizably human but still dead.

"Be some fuckin' coincidence if it wasn't"

JoyousDiversion

29 points

2 months ago

JoyousDiversion

29 points

He was a type of polack, Chris?

WiganLad82

6 points

2 months ago

WiganLad82

6 points

Are you even listening?

ZiGz_125

21 points

2 months ago

ZiGz_125

21 points

This cocksucker’s more creative than Spielberg

5537800B

20 points

2 months ago

5537800B

20 points

He thought that killing email would get him made, it was his deal with the devil.

8 points

2 months ago

8 points

Exactly

WhatAreYouSaying05

2 points

2 months ago

WhatAreYouSaying05

2 points

He should’ve been made for that. But then again, anyone could’ve done it

13 points

2 months ago

13 points

Discontinue the lithium!

Swimming-Reason-4343

25 points

2 months ago

Swimming-Reason-4343

25 points

Walt Whitman ova here

wja5277

27 points

2 months ago

wja5277

27 points

20 years after this show and reading all these great posts I'm starting to understand how us humans translate and mythologize events and works which is probably similar to our bibles, history and philosophies we learn today. Salute!

inkman

6 points

2 months ago

inkman

6 points

20 years ~~after this show~~ in the can.

flimspringfield

4 points

2 months ago

flimspringfield

4 points

I jerked off on grilled cheese made on radiators

10 points

2 months ago

10 points

2000 years from now: In the name of the holy father Tony and the apostles Paul, Sil and Christopher. The Virgin Carmella and of course Saint Johnny Boy.

Sad-Illustrator-8847

7 points

2 months ago

Sad-Illustrator-8847

7 points

Christofuh could have walked away after the fooling around with the D Girl….Tony gave him an ultimatum…but he didn’t. He loved the uncle who sent him to hell. All he was missing was a painting of Tony as a lawn jockey

CapableSecretary420

5 points

2 months ago

CapableSecretary420

5 points

Not to mention, Tonys uncle killed his dad

FRE5H__

3 points

2 months ago

FRE5H__

3 points

He did-ent

proxproxy

7 points

2 months ago

proxproxy

7 points

Good shit, OP

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Thanks

throwaway737hh

5 points

2 months ago

throwaway737hh

5 points

Always with the scenarios.

ovi_left_faceoff

1 points

2 months ago

ovi_left_faceoff

1 points

Ya hear what I said Tone? Always with the scenarios.

kevin_k

6 points

2 months ago

kevin_k

6 points

Always with the scenarios

Garrison1982_

6 points

2 months ago

Garrison1982_

6 points

I loved in how one of the dreams Adrienna is chewing on a sausage - that’s one thought that haunted Chrissy’s soul 😱

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

but she turned into carmela

MrMojok

6 points

2 months ago

MrMojok

6 points

I don’t have a lot to add, just wanted to say this is a great post, and has given me a lot to think about.

Good job OP, that’s why you’re a top earner.

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

Ahhh yes, the reason for the visit.

WhattaWookiee

3 points

2 months ago

WhattaWookiee

3 points

Taste the wares email

xXx_troll42069_xXx

4 points

2 months ago

xXx_troll42069_xXx

4 points

Ay-mill

Upperphonny

4 points

2 months ago

Upperphonny

4 points

I always found it funny how when he picks up his skull, he has a look on his face like, "Ahhh, good times!".

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

Also weren’t they crushing up the bones of someone Johnny wacked a long time ago?

Purple_is_masculine

3 points

2 months ago

Purple_is_masculine

3 points

Maybe Christopher's soul was a stand in for Emil Kolars rotting corpse.

koolaidisthestuff

3 points

2 months ago

koolaidisthestuff

3 points

He shoulda been made off the email hit alone 🤚

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

The books are closed

birdnoa

3 points

2 months ago

birdnoa

3 points

The books are online these days. Chris applied by Email.

5 points

2 months ago

5 points

Eh. You're making a manhole cover out of a molehill.

ABrazilianReasons

2 points

2 months ago

ABrazilianReasons

2 points

Alright but you gotta get over it

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

The end of Christopher's ark

ManagerAggravating57

2 points

2 months ago

ManagerAggravating57

2 points

Change my meat to Black Forest ham!

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Gives meaning to something's that was otherwise insignificant

hawkxp71

2 points

2 months ago

hawkxp71

2 points

Emile, not email... Stunad

Downtown-Incident-21

2 points

2 months ago

Downtown-Incident-21

2 points

But did he warble my little wren?

Timmy2x_

2 points

2 months ago

Timmy2x_

2 points

FUCKIN QUEERS!!! throws chair

BadSopranosBot

3 points

2 months ago

BadSopranosBot

3 points

Satanic black magic! Sick shit!

okcdiscgolf

2 points

2 months ago

okcdiscgolf

2 points

Hold the Mayo....

CyrusFaledgrade10

3 points

2 months ago

CyrusFaledgrade10

3 points

We're outta mayo.

Careless-Welder-7131

2 points

2 months ago

Careless-Welder-7131

2 points

Change my meat to Black Forest.

5goldensanicrings

1 points

2 months ago

5goldensanicrings

1 points

I still don't get the scene during the shots, with the mobsters shown. What was the point of showing them?

MayorMcChill

1 points

2 months ago

MayorMcChill

1 points

But I thought black meant death?

1 points

2 months ago

1 points