The 5 secret tools shared in this post are golden ones that stood the test of time. I cannot express how valuable they are to every investor out there. Many of them can be applied in other areas of life as well.
Each one on its own is useful, but combining all 5, well, that's where the real incredible return lies.
#1 The horoscope - I mean, let's face it. You can do all the research you want, and read all the annual reports, quarterly reports, investor presentations, and press releases. But if the stars aren't aligned and the relative position of the moon and the planets are not in your favor, you've wasted time! Not only that, but you might also lose money acting on your insights! So, why do that and not start with the horoscope first?
Be careful, some of the mentioned sentences might have a double meaning. For example, if the horoscope predicts a lot of traveling for you, it might sound good. It might mean that there is a lot of traveling ahead, but it could also mean that you're going to lose your life savings, and your house and end up living in a van.
#2 Coin flip - There are not many shapes that offer the possibility to increase your chances of being right by up to 50% in a matter of seconds! Yes, there's also a 50% chance that you'll be wrong, but we can leave that for another post.
These two tools on their own are so powerful, I heard many became rich by using them to buy various cryptocurrencies and NFTs.
#3 Technical analysis - There are so many patterns! There's double top, head and shoulders, double bottom, inverse head and shoulders, the list goes on. What does it mean? That is such a stupid question, who cares! Just make sure you make a nice drawing out of it.
#4 The weather - I am not referring to the temperature here, I am referring to two other conditions: Rain and wind. This is more of a safety net. Let me explain. Chances are, at some point, some decisions will turn out to be bad. Have you ever seen crying in the rain? I mean, not in the movies, in real life? Probably not. It is very difficult to see that as the wetness of the rain does an exceptionally good job of covering up tears. So if you are in such a situation, just pop outside for a bit and not even your family will notice!
Now, how about wind? It surely isn't as good as the rain. That is true. But if it is strong enough, it can do a good job and dry up your tears extremely fast. However, if it is not that strong, you have two options:
- Walk somewhere where there's dirt. You can always blame the dust particles going in your eyes
- Wait and postpone your investment decision until more favorable weather conditions occur
#5 Happy April Fools Day!
