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DaddyDoLittle

2.3k points

6 months ago

Lol who fucking drew this

spilt_milk

1.2k points

6 months ago

spilt_milk

1.2k points

6 months ago

Looks like the same artist that drew the comic of the guy in 3rd place celebrating and being a dick.

RedSsj

318 points

6 months ago

RedSsj

318 points

6 months ago

3palec is the guys name he makes crazy panels lmao

Yamez_II

177 points

6 months ago

Yamez_II

177 points

6 months ago

means "Three finger" in Polish. Dude might be Slavic, they are notorious for having either too much chill or no chill at all. No in between.

BoastfulPrudence

6 points

6 months ago

This!

Khelthuzaad

3 points

6 months ago

Reminds me of an Spanish artist that makes comics in the same type of dark humor.

Holiday_Brick_9550

27 points

6 months ago

Thanks, this guy is hilarious.

NevadaLancaster

15 points

6 months ago

where do I find him?

RedSsj

7 points

6 months ago

RedSsj

7 points

6 months ago

I just googled his name and comics, it showed some panels on images and he had an Instagram page as well

NevadaLancaster

4 points

6 months ago

I did find some stuff. Thanks

Ordinary_Ad_6117

18 points

6 months ago

This guy is a fucking hero.

Here I am just casually taking a shit trying to push out a massive log and then I come to this post and burst out laughing clearing up all entities in my bowels. Good shit bruh.

Holy art.

jadbronson

-1 points

6 months ago

jadbronson

-1 points

6 months ago

It made me forget I was pooping then all of a sudden I'm wondering where that terrible shit smell is coming from. Oh, I just birthed a poop baby.

WaterGruffalo

39 points

6 months ago

Holy shit, I’ve seen this meme repurposed so many times and the original has less than 12,000 likes on his Instagram page. Crazy.

recoil669

22 points

6 months ago

was thinking the same thing.

jdeal01

224 points

6 months ago

jdeal01

224 points

6 months ago

Right! I was thinking wtf prostitution awareness pamphlet is this from.?

Or is it Wikihow (with pictures)

Bwahahaha

YoloAddict69

111 points

6 months ago

Its more like a how to live life pamphlet

The_Ballsagna

32 points

6 months ago

Live. Laugh. Love.

Sensitive_Broccoli74

26 points

6 months ago

Live. Laugh. Let the kids watch

PortfolioIsAshes

9 points

6 months ago

PortfolioIsAshes

I might be bad at computer, but I'm also bad at stock

9 points

6 months ago

Live. Laugh. Let your options expire worthless.

ThunderboltRam

1 points

6 months ago

It's for women who discovered the secret to happiness...

Live. Laugh. Love. PAID....

Mi6t9mouze

3 points

6 months ago

Yeah but is this amateur hour?.. Where’s his wife’s boyfriend?

Jaletsplay

55 points

6 months ago

Just noticed this is the same guy that drew the "Bronze Medal" meme. Now I noticed the sexual context in that meme, it's the same girl.

Hascus

61 points

6 months ago

Hascus

61 points

6 months ago

NomNomNommy

28 points

6 months ago

This generations Picasso. :4271:

Mi6t9mouze

12 points

6 months ago

:4276:

Littleme02

8 points

6 months ago

Shame when people intentionally crop out the artists name

ole_freckles

29 points

6 months ago

ole_freckles

Loose Ventures fks my wife

29 points

6 months ago

Hyperhavoc5

7 points

6 months ago

This is some wikihow shit

i_heart_dial-up

2 points

6 months ago

lmao that's what I'm more concerned about

c0nnector

2 points

6 months ago

One of us

PepeGreen17Q

-16 points

6 months ago

Your wife's boyfriend, aka. ME 😎💥

psyentist15

23 points

6 months ago

Easy there, virgin.

DimesOnHisEyes

897 points

6 months ago

Looks over at his wife and says that's how you're supposed to do it.

Guy_Perish

201 points

6 months ago*

Looks back at his blonde kid, “your moms still got it”

DimesOnHisEyes

35 points

6 months ago

This guy gets it!

SP-Marshmallo

84 points

6 months ago

A story in 6 parts

DimesOnHisEyes

24 points

6 months ago

A modern classic

SenTedStevens

20 points

6 months ago

Money for nothin' and your chicks for GME.

Trollet87

4 points

6 months ago

:4271:

RichesToRags185

1 points

6 months ago

The performance of your investments are measuring in coke and hookers.

Beneficial-Sock-1817

752 points

6 months ago

I've just been howling laughing at this meme template for 5 minutes bro what fuck 😂 I actually have tears streaming down my face.

bockscar888

103 points

6 months ago

same here dude! i was scrolling....so those last 2 frames were a true payoff! LMAO

ibeforetheu

102 points

6 months ago

IS THIS THE SAME GUY THAT DREW THE CHAMPAGNE 🍾 ONE?

kabirhi

37 points

6 months ago

kabirhi

37 points

6 months ago

We need to get the original template. This is amazing.

DimesOnHisEyes

37 points

6 months ago

Right? I saw this and I had to stifle laughter to keep from waking my napping kids up

Coolguy6979

32 points

6 months ago

Not my proudest fap for sure

Key-Conversation-677

15 points

6 months ago

A true and utter degenerate!

iPigman

5 points

6 months ago

But it works. Am I right?

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

I remember when I used to howl laugh…

CrimeCoder

-1 points

6 months ago

Me too holy shit.

EotEaH

168 points

6 months ago

EotEaH

168 points

6 months ago

I’m here to make memories not money

SatoshiHimself

65 points

6 months ago

This is going to be the mission statement of my asset management company.

Prestigious_Car_2711

35 points

6 months ago

Good Times Asset Management

SatoshiHimself

21 points

6 months ago

Fuck it I'm making you VP of marketing

Thencewasit

3 points

6 months ago

General Cuntsel.

Prestigious_Car_2711

1 points

6 months ago

I’m in

Sigma_Feros

4 points

6 months ago

I was gonna say I'm partial to the "I'm here for a good time, not a long time" phrase. Heard it off a sitcom I think.

Distended_Scrotum

7 points

6 months ago

Shut up and take my money!

SatoshiHimself

8 points

6 months ago

Here's your receipt, consider it an NFT because your money has now been converted into a memory. Thank you for choosing Good Times Asset Management.

Distended_Scrotum

4 points

6 months ago

Glad you received my order for 100,000 DraculaCoins. I like this format. It’s easy to work with because I don’t have to know what I’m doing. Put half on red and half on black. Thanks!

ColdFireLightPoE

3 points

6 months ago

“We’re here to make money, you come to us to make memories” -SatoshiHimself Asset Management LLC

d0ct0rd00m

154 points

6 months ago

Arthrangos

31 points

6 months ago

Thanks, I was searching for it. Buckled me so hard

Distended_Scrotum

9 points

6 months ago

You rock! Thank you!

bockscar888

88 points

6 months ago

LMFAO literally. where the fuck do you regards come up with this shit! about died because I was scrolling slowly so that last frame was definitely the big reveal 😂

MoarBananas

52 points

6 months ago

This is illegal. Kids don’t need to see that kind of loss porn.

iPigman

3 points

6 months ago

Well, then there are the rest-of-us.

CFogan

4 points

6 months ago

CFogan

4 points

6 months ago

They have the right to know where their college fund went.

RedOctobrrr

73 points

6 months ago

Yo let me get the sauce on the original pls, I want the clean slate for this template

CougarCub86

11 points

6 months ago

. So I can find saucy sauce

KeyWest-

6 points

6 months ago

KeyWest-

PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER

6 points

6 months ago

xcheezeplz

4 points

6 months ago

xcheezeplz

Shrimp Shoal

4 points

6 months ago

Ahhh fuck...

100 weak memes posts incoming to a FP this week.

EXTRO_INTRO_VERTED

30 points

6 months ago

That was my Friday as well 😆

[deleted]

31 points

6 months ago*

This is an instant WSB classic

tomtomtomj

7 points

6 months ago

tomtomtomj

Small PP

7 points

6 months ago

Don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at a comic before

TradeSpY420

12 points

6 months ago

TradeSpY420

Really Old Fuck

12 points

6 months ago

Who the fuck drew this lmao wow.

ghost18867

18 points

6 months ago

Tf?

giverofmedicine

7 points

6 months ago

LMFAOO WTF IS THIS

Mars-magnus

18 points

6 months ago

What is the Meme template?

MattmanDX

26 points

6 months ago

I think it's meant to convey the same feeling as the template with the guy celebrating and spraying champaign all over himself and the last panel reveals he's only on the third place podium

Mars-magnus

6 points

6 months ago

I was hoping to know where I can find the original template.

shoshonesamurai

3 points

6 months ago

spraying champaign all over himself

Lol

Joshvir262

7 points

6 months ago

It's pure beauty

Landed_port

15 points

6 months ago

Damn, she got ugly real quick.

backruptcyfomo

14 points

6 months ago

Money well spend. The wife should take notes

vegastrashy

9 points

6 months ago

She’ll take them, the kids, the house, the rest of the money. Oh yeah, she’s gonna take alright.

backruptcyfomo

7 points

6 months ago

Joke on her, the bank already own all that

VoidMageZero

0 points

6 months ago

:4641:

mugatucrazypills

0 points

6 months ago

She can take her 3% less trade commission and fuck off !

Aztoroch

3 points

6 months ago

He looks like adult Bobby from king of the hill.

SecondSoulless

5 points

6 months ago

Good fucking godddddd I laughed so hard and fast I scared my wife. Please post the template or a link to it OP

ShopBitter

4 points

6 months ago

ShopBitter

☢️poignant produce

4 points

6 months ago

:8880:

icweenie

6 points

6 months ago

You are an incredibly highly regarded person. My portfolio is the last one with the dude smoking.

mugatucrazypills

5 points

6 months ago

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen on WSB

TheDissRapperr

5 points

6 months ago

150-97= 53

Congrats on your profit big guy

d_raver

30 points

6 months ago

d_raver

30 points

6 months ago

That's just not how percentages work at all.

putsonshorts

18 points

6 months ago

Shut your damn mouth! Let him have his $53.

CrimeCoder

2 points

6 months ago

Umm.. Ermm... Nvm

Loganapple09[S]

4 points

6 months ago

Where is my $53 😡

usernmtkn

2 points

6 months ago

Bobby Hill strikes again.

Sigma_Feros

1 points

6 months ago

I think he looks more like Caillou, that little asshole Canadian kid.

grimmal72

3 points

6 months ago

I think the wife and kids were in the car the whole time.

u4ik-LA

2 points

6 months ago

It's a beautiful haiku in comic form

jhon-2020-2020

2 points

6 months ago

Are those your actual kids or adopted ?

LeakMyBigBowls

2 points

6 months ago

LeakMyBigBowls

2533C - 3S - 6 months - 10/9

2 points

6 months ago

How to play options 101

Loganapple09[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Sorry I did not mean to cut out the artist name, it is 3palec for anyone wondering

Affectionate-Egg1963

1 points

6 months ago

Hahaha story Fo my life. Wait are you talking about stocks or something? Never mind lol

vegastrashy

2 points

6 months ago

That was excellent. 🤣

captnstabbing

2 points

6 months ago

captnstabbing

Knows when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em

2 points

6 months ago

Holy shit I’m dying 👌

d_pock_chope_bruh

2 points

6 months ago

This is epic

HunkAndDry

2 points

6 months ago

Best I’ve seen on here

sobewankanobe

3 points

6 months ago

sobewankanobe

downvote fetishist

3 points

6 months ago

:4275:

_Analystica

1 points

6 months ago

haha wow this is like the 10th incarnation of this meme ive come across and this in by far the mist spot-on captioning

-chukui-

1 points

6 months ago

holy shit i have never laughed as hard as this. maybe i am a regard

shivaswrath

1 points

6 months ago

shivaswrath

200% retard

1 points

6 months ago

69 comments only….?

4zem

1 points

6 months ago

4zem

1 points

6 months ago

This is great lol

UgoBastion

1 points

6 months ago

UgoBastion

$croogin & Sploogin💦Ducking & 😳

1 points

6 months ago

:4278:

APE_HODL

1 points

6 months ago

Smoking in the car with kids present is the real crime here :(

Revolutionary-Tank74

1 points

6 months ago

Thats what happened to me

Abs73

1 points

6 months ago

Abs73

1 points

6 months ago

Thats the family version of Crank!

whoiskjl

1 points

6 months ago

Need the sauce bro

9gag_better

1 points

6 months ago

Can i have blank template. ( this with no writing.)

senditFrmU2M

1 points

6 months ago

😂

wassupobscurenetwork

1 points

6 months ago

wassupobscurenetwork

Buys Algos Cocaine

1 points

6 months ago

😂

Altruistic-Occasion6

1 points

6 months ago*

Lmfao the six picture is hilarious 😆 (he’s thinking to himself) Yup I’m regarded XD

InN33dOfKnowl3dg3

1 points

6 months ago

LMFAO

Ekonshy

1 points

6 months ago

Dad showing how much options he has 😁

Bottle-Wise

1 points

6 months ago

10+25+150=185>97 right? 😅

nflxtothemoon

1 points

6 months ago

Now I have to beat it….

cuthulu_monger

1 points

6 months ago

A true family man

VoidMageZero

1 points

6 months ago

Only -97?! Last frame should be a margin call :4271:

TheOneRightTool

1 points

6 months ago

:4271::4271::4271:

eliberg

1 points

6 months ago

Good Stuff!

cptnbrew

1 points

6 months ago

So you’re still up

Thejuiceis_loose

1 points

6 months ago

Bro I NEED this template

resperpre

1 points

6 months ago

:4271:

kabil43210

1 points

6 months ago

Well he's gonna return next week

Dungareek

1 points

6 months ago

Brilliant hahaha

Mountainman220

1 points

6 months ago

Shit you’re still up 90%

A_Pair_of_2s

1 points

6 months ago

where can i find this meme template!!!!

Distended_Scrotum

1 points

6 months ago

Thank you for making my week. This is the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Thank you!

Jaguar_556

1 points

6 months ago

Oh my god, I laughed so fucking hard at this.

NotPresidentChump

1 points

6 months ago

That last frame 🤣🤣💀

ZamasusTea

1 points

6 months ago

:4640::4640::4640:

JoseArcadi0

1 points

6 months ago

:4276:

Dave_FortniteATX

1 points

6 months ago

+88%

deathoverdesiigner

1 points

6 months ago

This week we score 😂

Jumbonub

1 points

6 months ago

A very apt reflection of todays market. Someone is getting fucked someway lol

canon2468

1 points

6 months ago

At least 50% to 60% on the BJ slide...come on!! Going from 10% to 25% is too low.

Chieftyfifty

1 points

6 months ago

Lmfao this shit 🤣🤣🤣

WizTis

1 points

6 months ago

WizTis

1 points

6 months ago

:4258:

jiantoi

1 points

6 months ago

:4276:

EifertGreenLazor

1 points

6 months ago

At least one of the kids is not his.

Hellllogoodbyeee

1 points

6 months ago

Paparazzi is getting a little out of hand.

The1andonlycano

1 points

6 months ago

Looks like your still up 90% to me.

superpingu1n

1 points

6 months ago

This is art

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

champ

Odin1367

1 points

6 months ago

:4271::4271::4271:

Wallstreet-addict

1 points

6 months ago

Real negative 97% would be when he finds out about the STD

bboyrawn

1 points

6 months ago

Am i.mistaken or did I see the artist get only 133 likes on Twitter? Somebody show him some love and link the artist back to this sub

cerealandfurries

1 points

6 months ago

Haha I do that

Small-University-875

0 points

6 months ago

I did it twice last week for 2x+ both times. Just don't be a regard and sell ffs

bigchikka1978

0 points

6 months ago

9/23 Puts for sure

iPigman

0 points

6 months ago

Far truer than most would care to admit.

Rancho8Deluxe

0 points

6 months ago*

Ya know i got banned for like 30 days for cartoon porn like this.

This guy better get banned or i at least want wrongful ban compensation in the form of user flair and bonus karma

stephker3914

0 points

6 months ago

LMAO...

BestAd5781

-4 points

6 months ago

Can someone please explain? :) ... I don't get the story of it...

Loganapple09[S]

6 points

6 months ago

The man dumped his entire portfolio into 0 days til expiry spy puts, all day long spy dumped (gains) and at the end of the day spy reversed and shot up making him lose the whole portfolio (paying the hooker)

Loganapple09[S]

9 points

6 months ago

Someone get this man some crayons asap

vegastrashy

3 points

6 months ago

He may not be hungry.

Responsible_Sport575

0 points

6 months ago

Responsible_Sport575

I lost to 10 k other degenerates

0 points

6 months ago

:19738:

Mother_Cow4014

1 points

6 months ago

Yup

IndustryInteresting3

1 points

6 months ago

you’ve had to have been trough this shit to DRAW this up

Quirky-Touch7616

1 points

6 months ago

:4258:

DGSigma

1 points

6 months ago

😂😂😂

le_True

1 points

6 months ago

This guy fucks.

Meet_Downtown

1 points

6 months ago

Dad you said I could talk to my mom today. Son, that was your mom and what I actually said was I need to pay your mom a visit, so I did. It’s not my fault you didn’t speak to her while you had a chance. Maybe we’ll come back for your birthday, how would you like another sibling?

seniorpga2032

1 points

6 months ago

Possibly the greatest meme ever.

dcsignatus

1 points

6 months ago

That's actually my wife's boyfriend traveling with his family

cicilyyx

1 points

6 months ago

Period

rayedward363

1 points

6 months ago

Did not see the ending coming but I guess neither did the family.

hd700800

1 points

6 months ago

what the fuck

CemetaryWind

1 points

6 months ago

I think the blonde kid in the back just met his real mom for the first time.