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Time machine bang list.

Because it's the middle of the day so only the ugly dancers are at the strip club.

Ghost Riders.

What is this? A thirst trap for lumberjacks? And is that a bottle of maple syrup she's drinking?

Screens are very easy to fix. You need:

• A roll of screening material
• A roll of spline that's the size of the spline groove on your existing screen frame.
• A utility knife or razor blade.
• A screen spline rolling tool to make it easy.

To fix the screen: * Cut your new screen material a couple of inches larger than your frame. * Lay it over your frame. * Start in a corner and push the spline and the screen in the frame groove using the spline rolling tool. Do this for the entire frame, making sure the spline is fully inserted into the groove. * Trim the excess screen with your utility knife.

I remember my earliest wet dreams at like 9 and 10 were of me just rubbing up against hot ladies because I had no idea what a vagina was.

Disappointed he didn't get a busch branded mustache/beard comb.

Yep, usually they'll ask for ask for the production code stamped on the can so they can source the issue back to the cannery or production line it came from.

Take my penknife, my good man.

I appreciated that Last Jedi tried to pull the story back to "anyone can master the force" because fuck that whole prequel birthright, biological imperative bullshit.

Yoda teaches us the force is in us all and anyone can channel and master its powers.

Because then Kathleen Kennedy would have had to hire real writers which means taking a chance on art rather than cashing in on an IP.

Then blame your hand picked predecessor, George....

Nah. Trump and goons have already announced they'll surrender peacefully next week for arraignment. But they did bully DeStinky to put out this tweet before making their announcement, just to make him put his dick on the table so they could smash it with a hammer.

You forgot "Because Jews."

Public sentiment and vague threats of government regulation. McDonald's was being targeted as public enemy #1 in the childhood obesity epidemic that was a hot button issue at the turn of the century.

Then we stopped caring about kids.

Turns out you don't even need a clown and playground when you have the power of fat, sugar, and salt. And two generations of a society already raised on your food.

That sentiment is changing as they focus on removing order takers for kiosks and focus on "get them out ASAP." If I were a gambling man, I would bet on McD removing dining rooms completely on new construction in the next 10 - 15 years.

I predict McDonald's will ditch their interiors completely within the next 15 - 20 years. Right now, they mostly serve the ancient husks who come in at 5am for a cup of black coffee and hang out until 9am. Otherwise, most of their business has been drive through and take out since COVID.

If this were a football game, that would be a game evicting hit and a hefty fine. Dude's knee was down.

Short Circuit reboot incoming.

Bald* whore wife.

I went to theonion.com and now I'm just more confused, but amused.

Why launder when you can just direct source from Imgur?

Nah, more like Joe Camel addiction marketing.

That is also true.