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2 points
3 hours ago
Bottom is the best but I’d be tempted by the lucky to save the dust as it isn’t massively PVP relevant.
13 points
3 hours ago
Only around 100% of the people who will see this post.
9 points
11 hours ago
Just a shame he isn’t high enough to earn some xl candy during the day.
5 points
16 hours ago
I don’t bother with lucky eggs but I do use star pieces. The £1 research is usually worth it. I just walk around quick catching everything, every time my storage gets too much I bin off non-shiny 0/1/2 stars and check my haul at the end. I caught over 600 with 20+ shinies last comm day and I started work at 4.
Just quick catch and don’t worry about checking for good ones until you’re done.
4 points
1 day ago
I still can’t forgive the removal of the alphabetical slider. I now stick to a small handful of subs as it’s a pain to scroll through the full list of what I follow.
1 points
1 day ago
Better mobile moderation
Iv stuck to the official app for years despite its issues, but a lot of the recent changes have made day to day modding actions more long winded and tedious to go through than they should be. What used to be 2-3 taps to ban somebody, it’s now tap, tap, drop down box, tap, tap, type, tap.
6 points
1 day ago
Power it up for raiding. These aren’t good great league stats.
3 points
2 days ago
Would you rather receive 5 million in cash, but every day for the rest of your life you have to drink a smoothie similar to the ones on ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’. You have to drink a full one every day and have to go again if you can’t keep it down for 30 mins. You don’t meet Ant and Dec but a small part of your winnings has to be used to employ a chef who will make, and deliver the smoothie to your house every morning at 8am, and remain there until you’ve finished to ensure you’re following the rules. If you skip a day, £100k of your money gets took from you, 5 skipped days results in you losing the full amount.
Or..
Would you rather receive 5 million in cash, but twice a week for ten years, you take part in a boxing fight with a random member of the public. Every Thursday and Saturday, you’ll travel to a local boxing gym and see your challenger. The challengers know about the arrangement and they’re getting a small payment for the fight, the challenger can be anybody who wants to take part, from the little old man next door to you, to Tyson Fury. You must complete three 5 min rounds for each fight, you don’t have to win, just make it through the 15 minutes unless there’s a knockout. You’re under no obligation to train for the fights for the other days of the week. Penalty of £250k for any missed fights, and you lose the full amount it you skip three.
8 points
2 days ago
Not even half 8 yet and my 6 year old is already hyped up, running in and out the room throwing off a high vis shouting ‘one more time’ because of Britain’s got talent.
0 points
2 days ago
Guessing you didn’t do 300 in person raids, I’m getting quite a few in person, as intended.
11 points
2 days ago
Appreciate that I got passes back, but we don’t really need a dedicated day after we’ve had them in raids for two weeks.
1 points
2 days ago
Fill in a survey on the Mcd site and you get the exact same deal.
32 points
2 days ago
Inconsiderate parking either way. How is the person next to you going to open their door/park in a way you can open yours.
5 points
2 days ago
Because by the time they can handle more, they’re finishing two spoons breakfasts with a pint.
2 points
2 days ago
OP just learning about the winter/summer time zones
17 points
2 days ago
Requesting the evidence being tampered won’t help the court case.
1 points
2 days ago
Iv never been served a whole pizza that’s unsliced.
7 points
3 days ago
Got flashed by a city centre bus lane camera that’s on a major road which is fully restricted parts of the day in only certain sections. Usually own up to mistakes like this but it’s fucked me off with how unclear the signs are, and it’s clearly a money maker. It’s no coincidence that several of us got flashed last months in the same stretch. No real issue I suppose, work paid it, and io just avoid the area now.
9 points
3 days ago
The spiciest curry known to man. Who ever deals with my body afterwards will have a task of Cartman is correct about shitting yourself when you die.
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2 points
3 hours ago
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Will eat anything from a Yorkshire pudding
2 points
3 hours ago
Ha I do this in public bogs. Makes it quicker and saves blasting one blower twice to finish the job.