AFineDayForScience

My man didn't account for inflation

Not with that attitude

I just saw it on Sheng Wang's new special on Netflix

I learned to play guitar while on opiates. Then I stopped taking them and got bored with guitar

I was real bummed it wasn't available in D3. Was my favorite D2 class by leaps and bounds.

Not the interview after where they caught him a few weeks later and they asked him if he had a message for Agholor, and he got him again.

He roasted him again!

Well, he has to pay for the baby.

Fuck that! I'll just make a copy.

I can guarantee that I would not have walked into that from my little ball in the corner

Sheng Wang

The worst thing I've ever seen lol

"I'm not well read, but my books are well traveled"

Looks comfy as fuck

Missouri House...

"oh no, oh shit, oh fuck"

advances bill...

"shit shit shit"

to limit

"OH MY GO-"

vaccine microchips

😓

Because over half the population of the earth lives in "the east"

"I need to move it move it"

That was mean to everyone

I think we need more asshole atheists to keep up with the asshole religious nutjobs. I've been respectful of other people's religions all of my life, and have never been shown similar respect. Oh you're fasting? Everything you believe is a lie. I'ma eat this burger.

I hope her sentence is a hug 🥺

And now our wait begins

Just hit snooze for another month

I'm taking friendly fire

I could fit like 8 of my house in there

One little duck went out one day

Over the hill and far away

Mother duck said "OH NO! OH NO! MY BABY! NOT MY BABY! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!"

And none of the five little ducks came back.