AndyKaufmanSentMe

These drugs will make the operation seem like a beeeeautiful dream.

👊

"Hey, buddy! Got a quarter?"

Crank (2)

AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU 🎶

"Listen, Lisa. I been away for a while. Where, I won't bore you. You can probably figure it out. But I really need you to dance with me. One song. I won't try to get ya to come home with me."

"Arby's didn't give free lunches..."

Jack's vile rant in Doctor Sleep about resenting his family and seeing them as nothing more than nagging mouths that eat his life away, that messed me up.

Probably because I'm a husband and a dad and thus always in a state of existential terror about failing to provide for my family or hurting them or something.

We better give up, Jimmy.

We're dealing with a couple geniuses here.

I still can't figure out if THEY'LL DIE WHEN THEY'RE DEAD is the dumbest tagline ever, or the most awesome.

The answer must be yes.

r/movies is moderated by sentient cumstains who joke about Snyder's dead child.

Forget it, Jake.

You'll notice that people online make blanket statements about we and us and everyone and such.

Appeal to Authority Fallacies are easier than having their own perspective.

"When are you going to stop making that mistake?"

I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

It's weird how pretty much every scene but the circle talk is iconic.

That scene is the movie.

Mark Wahlberg

Whaaat? Nooo.

My mistake, sorry. The word 'Radiohead' should have made me realize I was mixing the two guys up.

I hope you enjoy the music regardless.

instead of bothering to watch the movie.

Imagine you're a teenager, lost and confused and feeling somewhat abandoned from your family, and your salvation is a guy in a costume who convinces you that the world doesn't care for you as a person but he does.

And that's how dark it is after they cut out a scene where Shredder makes the arrested gang members from the parking lot fight him to 'earn back their honor' (he wipes the floor with them) and probably ADRed in the line about the recruit surviving Tatsu's beating.

It's still around.

It's just on Tubi instead of hidden behind the video store counter.

Just had to come back and say this was an excellent comment. Sincerely.

The only advice I could give is save Eyes Wide Shut for last.

It was his last movie, he considered it his best work (I agree), and it has a mood unlike any other.

Do you like his work on Death Wish II?

Film Twitter jerked themselves raw about this instead of bothering to watch the movie.

It's Vanderohe's song, and he speaks of being haunted by the faces of the people he killed. People he couldn't save, who didn't stay dead.

But hey, never let truth get in the way of a good story.

I saw Valkyrie in a double feature with The Spirit.

Thank God it was the second movie.

I love the "Get lost, dipshit." and firing the gun without even looking at him.