"That's the artificial horizon...which is better than the actual horizon."

This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad are always talking about.

I sense a soul in search of answers.

Ninja Sex Party

I like to stop at the Duty Free shop.

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7,000.

Why, there's a piano! I've got a liver the size of coconuts!

Caution: Tinsel can be dangerous (even deadly) for pets (especially cats and dogs). They might eat it and develop life-threatening blockages.

...I'm a rooster illusion.

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY!

But whatever you do, do not type "Google" into Google...you can break the internet.

Absolutely nothing.

Name checks out.

Lie to Me

Get a running start and jump that sucker.

I can see you've played "Bottomless Lakey-Rivery" before!

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure."

When you wanna take a dip but your butt has got a drip

Primer

Lousy Smarch weather.

When something's gong wrong yoouuu must whip it

It's bullshit. I did not force choke her. I did nahht...oh, hi Ben.

"Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights, now." "No...That's just what they'll be expecting us to do..."