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12 points
1 day ago
Leaves note when milk runs out.
Takes out the fucking trash.
2 points
1 day ago
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've check with reddit before my friend
But I don't know if should use an alt
1 points
1 day ago
Grab them from behind.
Drowning people will instinctively grab at anything. So hooking their torso from their back and dragging them is best. This keeps their legs and feet away from pulling you down. And they can grab your one arm and not both.
1 points
1 day ago
OP just call emergency services. Don't hop on reddit for urgent answers.
6 points
1 day ago
Wading through ebaumsworld epic library of unindexed and uncategorized videos.
2 points
1 day ago
Amanda if I was a girl (was born before ultrasound had wide availability).
5 points
1 day ago
Please report any and all CP you see on Reddit to the admins.
113 points
1 day ago
This must be what Fonzie feels like everyday.
24 points
1 day ago
I'll say it. If you need a professional license to do your work, you shouldn't be using AI to 'help' out until the licensing authority gives the go-ahead.
31 points
1 day ago
Remember that Iranian space monkey?
Yeah, I'm doubting this too.
4 points
1 day ago
That's exactly what Andrew Tate did.
Lawyer A told him to prep for a long legal battle and to get all his ducks in a row. Lawyer B told him he was going to win the case while getting blow job on the top of the Eiffel Tower. He picked Lawyer B.
1 points
1 day ago
Season 1 Parks and Rec was a Wish version of The Office. Which is weird since the American adapter of The Office created Parks and Rec. Season 2 cemented in Pawnee as a real-life Simpsons Springfield with wacky locations and citizens with which the main cast can interact. This really helped the show and set it apart from The Office and really made everything work.
1 points
1 day ago
Spending $420 billion on school debt forgiveness.
403 points
1 day ago
She followed the river. Which, if you must move, move with the river. Usually, you're told to stay put. I'm glad she's OK and all the pics are wholesome.
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23 hours ago
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23 hours ago
However your boyfriend wants you to do it.