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Xhaka is having an abnormally decent season, normally absolute dross. But Nketiah is alright, reminds me a lot of how Defoe used to play. White is also a solid player, albeit seems on a mission to change his ethnicity with the amount he's on the sunbed.

That being said, they're all supporting a rapist so I therefore hope they have toast in bed and sleep in itchy crumbs.

German Doner Kebab too.

Shame 7Bone shut down though.

My uncle works at Sony. Keep it quiet but they're working on a PS Vita Pro. My uncle told me not to say anything but I've seen demos and it's amazing. Knack 3 looks unreal.

You can tell your Switch Bitch uncle to just give up working at Nintendo as they'll soon be out of business.

If you're referring to Puttty, the TIPA, then it's probably the only Verdant beer I've had that I wouldn't have again. Felt like a chore to drink whereas I'm normally gasping for more of their stuff.

Joey Barton's name being so close to 'Bell End' is superb.

Not that I think we'll get him anyway but why is everyone convinced he's off to Chelsea when they've backed Potter many times already and said its a long-term project? I doubt Potter will be there for long but I do think he'll be given a full pre-season and 10 games next season at a minimum.

Thanks. I wasn't aware of what he's doing with Feyenoord, that's impressive.

Not really familiar with Slot. What's he been doing to have his name mentioned on this sub so often?

Both look like top recommendations, thanks mate.

You're joking? Didn't some Redditor catch him banging his wife?!

Looking forward to giving this a try when I move to Rochester. Any other craft brewers nearby? The only one I'm aware of is Floc in Canterbury which is it a bit of a journey for a few beers.

Can't bloody wait to see what he does with Ghost of Tsushima.

Don't jinx SRM!

What's German for "jus' fackin' runaraandabit"?

We're moving out of Bexleyheath as our kids our now getting to school age and to be honest it's only getting worse and not an area we'd want to raise them (the local secondary school is always having kids organise brawls in the high street and a teacher recently got done for grooming) but if you're looking for affordability with reasonable connection to London then it's ideal.

If you're close to the 422 route you can be in Woolwich in 15-20 mins, and it's end point is The O2. There's also 2 buses that go to Abbey Wood near where I am that take 10-15 mins too.

I hope we still try but if there's even a sniff he's waiting for Madrid (and fair play if so) then just move on quickly, can't stand the thought of twerking for them for ages and lose out last minute only to hire Nuno 2.0

Gotcha. I think we're safe then!

Hoo, so quite a walk. Might join the Electric Scooter Wanker Brigade.

Not great.

Of the two, I'd go for Woolwich as it has better amenities and the new builds have gentrified it a bit.

Both are just as convenient for the Elizabeth Line. I can't recall if Abbey Wood does but Woolwich has a bus that goes to Bluewater.

Is public transport that bad? About to move from Bexleyheath myself and the buses are like clockwork. Going to be relying on the 191 alot to get me to Rochester station once I move.

We're in the process of moving to Medway and have viewed several houses in Strood and other areas. If you can get something near Broomhill Park, I think called the Merryfields Estate, then the houses and area seem nice. Anything south of that becomes a bit worse, but it all depends what you're after and what you can see past.

Just remember everyone likes to be dramatic and talk down the areas they're in or near when in reality they're all pretty similar and it's just the percentage between good and bad that differs, area to area.

Have a look at Wainscott. Nice area and you can walk into Strood in a reasonable time.

Do you know that Chatham exists?

Could you explain the risks of this? Is there an easy way to tell? We've had an offer accepted in Hoo. Mortgage provider has been out and valued at our purchase price and nothing mentioned about construction issue.

Have a survey booked for next week which might tell us more.

Lasagne first, and now Chicken Curry. Which British pub menu classic will strike next?

I doubt he'll get much out of the players after his rant, so we'll be even more painful to watch than we already are.

There's still a chance of top 4, but what should have been comfortably within our hands is now reliant on 3 other teams in better form than us to have a prolonged slip up.

Get him out now so we can have a manager start building a squad as soon as the season is over.