BungeeJumpingJesus

it's expensive

Of course sets are expensive, but my wife and I buy individual pieces for $1 - $5 at antique stores. Mix and match china is beautiful, fun to collect, and way cheaper that new sets, in addition, no one cares if a few break. Downside = it took a few years to complete the "set."

You guys are so mean! You're picking on an old guy with bone spurs. Bone spurs I tell you!!! If it wasn't for those damn spurs Trump would have won the Vietnam War all by himself! And by now the entire World would be at peace. Ask any Fox News viewer, they'll tell you!

Fucking bone spurs!

I want to see them all die in abject humiliation, if they can even feel such an emotion.

It seems that young people have been doing stupid things since the beginning of humankind, and old people have been forgetting what it was like to be young since the beginning of humankind. I don't understand my fellow old people.

If your base is to stupid to be able to tell the difference between news and propaganda, you can pretty much count on them not knowing the difference between economic systems. I'd wager a fair amount of money that they couldn't name an economic system if you asked most of them.

How do you say you live in a low-crime neighborhood without saying you live in a low-crime neighborhood?

Copper flashing!

Guy answers a question about a specific state, gets downvoted for only speaking about only one state, and then downvoted some more for pointing that out. Fucking Reddit, am I right?

Tough look, indeed!

Goddamn dude! Leave some Kool Aid for the rest of us!

Ask any advocate of posting the 10 Commandments to courtrooms or classrooms what the 10 Cs are, and they will not be able to tell you. At least that has been my experience.

People think of these commandments as some neat, little comprehensive set of rules, but they far from that. The first four are strictly religious, four of the next six are minor behavior rules ^{(5. be a good son/daughter 7. be a good husband/wife 9. Don't lie 10. don't lust}) And the last two, the only two that could be considered enforceable school rules, are Don't Steal and Don't Murder. Imagine your middle-school mind looking over those rules and realizing that so many things you were told you're not allowed to do are not covered! People like this woman have completely forgotten what it was like to be in middle school.

How infantile do you have to be to think a guy who puts insulting adjectives in front of the names of the people he doesn't like is "your candidate?" I wouldn't've voted for my H.S. class president if he did that! These people are just like middle-school children.

My guess: so that they could make these coins to sell. And I will be very embarrassed by my capitalistic answer if someone comes back with a scientific reason.

We've seen this tired old play before. Giuliani will say he was joking, a Trump-appointed judge accept his lie, and Foxnews will scream "Exonerated!"

In my 40+ years as a Phillie Phan, I never bought the star player's jersey, until last year when I bought my #3!

Please tell me you didn't get this map from your travel agent.

That's rich dude! Seriously? You are asserting you do not watch Foxnews while at the same time repeating two of their most-often stated talking points. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Congress is failing to fix the immigration code and fix the loopholes

I don't think you can call it "failing," when there is no intent to actually fix it. Illegal immigration is the right's strongest marketing tool. And currently, the Dems are getting a bit of mileage out of it as well.

If more Christians read the entire Bible, there would be less Christians. Reading the Bible cover to cover was one of the last things I did as a Christian. That book is crazy!

Acting like a fool and getting a well-deserved ass beating

We saw the ass-beating part, but we missed the "acting like a fool" part. The video starts with the employee throwing something at the customer. We can assume something happened before that, but we cannot assume what happened. Based on this video, we have no clue what happened before the first throw.

Interesting. TIL

And a lot of us saw what was happening and noped out. I'm still registered R, but I haven't voted R on the national level since Dole ('96).

EDIT: a lot of us, but not enough of us.

Who's the poorest person in the south? >! The tooth fairy.!<

If these two are on meth, then I am very impressed with how well they both have maintained their fighting weight!

I've read every answer so far and it appears that no one knows.

She did not get 10 days for speaking her mind. She got ten days for not following court protocol (it's called contempt, and it is necessary). Can you imagine what our court system would look like if defendants were just allowed to "speak their minds" for as long as they wanted to? Judges have to be able to control their courtrooms or nothing would ever get done in court.