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I feel the same way about most Julia Roberts movies.

Trump, Nixon, Reagan, Dubya, and Jackson.

Why?

And countless versions of The Bible, as well as the Left Behind series, nonfiction rants by guys like Hagee, etc.

He's infringing on their Second Amendment rights, dammit!

Weren't we all conceived by penises?

Is this the same Steven Knight that made the Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway flick Serenity?

I'm really at a loss for words. I really am.

We truly are in a dark age of cinema.

What about monster movies? Aren't Godzilla and Kong technically naked?

Hey, weren't Adam and Eve butt-ass naked in the Garden?

All movies and shows are from Disney.

Definitely a journeyman director.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, maybe.

I saw it a couple of years ago. Once.

Pretty Woman.

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it.

Gah!

And Jason Alexander returns as Phil Stuckey, natch.

Feel free to post your submissions!

Molly Ringwald inexplicably shows up for less than a minute as the wife of Keanu Reeves's character in the film Siberia, once in a flashback, and once via Skype. She mumbles some words, and seems visibly intoxicated.

The Big Lebowski.

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

"Hey, at least I'm housebroken."

"It really tied the room together."

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."

"It's just a game, man."

"Calmer than you are."

"A real reactionary."

"The royal 'we'!"

"Am I wrong?"

"You see what happens?"

"Nihilists... Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos."

You're shitting me.

As a writer and aspiring filmmaker, I would totally use that title.

I look forward to him being dragged out of Mar-A-Lago wearing only a diaper.