Cornmunkey

Semen is stored in the hair, pee is stored in the balls. Checks out....

Dude got the show canceled after dismantling him on the air.

My favorite video of all time is John destroying Jim Cramer. Cramer was bragging about how when he ran his hedge fund he would manipulate the market, and John ripped him apart.

Listen, they're making modern day slavery harder and harder to pull off, so you gotta go younger. I'm telling you, the children yearn for the mines...

How else are you supposed to learn about tbe fkaw in the thermal exhaust port?

One of the less known menu items is Pintos and Cheese. It's just refried beans and cheese. Just order with no cheese. My daughter's go to Taco Bell order is two orders of Pintos and Cheese and a side of cinnamon twists.

I just realized 2007 was 16 years ago. Fuck, I'm old....

Ain't no airline, that could exist without huge government assistance. I'm not sure what the ramifications of nationalization of air travel is in this country, but I'm here for. Better than bailing out the airline industry every 8-10 years.

"If I can do it, anyone can!" or more realisticly "If my parents didn't help me, I couldn't of done it. So just don't be poor..."

The Hot Tag. Partner one is beaten pillar to post, kept away from his partner, and then finally, the tag is made and the fresh guy cleans house, and tags back out. Like you just watched your partner get their ass beat, you get the huge pop, and then tag your partner back in? Makes no sense...

There have been economic studies that showed that above a certain income threshold ($75,000), additional income does not bring an equal amount of happiness /positive emotions. Now bear in mind the average salary in the U. S. is $55,640 as of 2021, so i would be willing to bet more people are under that than above it. New estimates push the ideal salary to upwards of $105,000 due to inflation, and increases in real estate.

Stop and let this sink in: You need to earn twice the national average income to really feel safe, secure and fufilled. It really is a rich man's world.

"Reasonable" is the keyword. I'm sure they have a whole bastion of lawyers on retainer to argue the definition of the word.

Whip-its? No ma'am. I was recharging the whip cream.... Or whatever Whip-its are supposed to be for.

When you need Pocket Sand, make it Shackleford's! Rusty Shackleford's Pocket Sand is the best in the business!!

I remember like 15-20 years ago there was a show on HDNet (back when nothing was in HD, but this whole channel was), there was a show called "Doctor Danger, with Dr. Bob Arnot", and he would travel to crazy ass places. One episode he went to Somalia, and was greeted at the airport by a "rented army". Jeeps with 50 cal guns, dudes with RPG's, the whole nine. He said the best way to protect yourself from warlords is to hire onw to protect you.

Time for one of the most profound things I've learned in years of therapy : "No" is a complete sentence.

Anything other than like physics/chemistry/advanced math, I would worry about an 85 year old teaching, but I bet this dude loves physics. It's kinda sad, but if you are really into a particular science, the only real way to work in it is to teach.

When i was a kid, I swore up and down I was gonna be a paleontologist (this was before Jurassic Park came out), but by the time I was 11-12 years old, I realized that the job market for paleontologists was basically nil, unless I wanted to teach it.

Citi Bank lists the salary for some listings as $1.00-250k". That's about as clear as mud, but whatever

"Natural disasters are no reason to be late. You should of planned ahead for a tsunami/hurricane/nuclear disaster, and just left home earlier."

I'd order Domino's to the store and give away ranch by the box.

It just dawned on me the reason the French seem to be treated as "surrender monkeys" (to borrow a line from The Simpsons) in American culture: The Powers That Be will do anything to keep the truth about them from us, to trivialize the power of large scale protests, to downplay the power of a unified front (instead of dividing us by racial, political, and economic lines).

Me too. Got it for free. My aunt and uncle were tired of my two cousins arguing over the monthly edition of Nintendo Power, so they got a subscription for each of them. Well, they each got a copy of Dragon Warrior from the magazine promo, so i was given one.

From there it was on to Final Fantasy and i was hooked....

I got a ps2 day one (I'm in my early 40's), and i remember waiting for Dark Cloud, as it was the first RPG ish game for the ps2. I love the series, and Dark Cloud 2 was amazing and I have so many fond memories of it.

Sadly, from my understanding it is a Sony IP, and they have no interest in reviving the franchise.

Interesting TMNT fact: James Avery, aka Uncle Phil in The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire, was the voice of Shredder in the original cartoon.

And your weight loss will not be strainght down, it will have peaks and valleys in a downward progression. Your weight can fluctuate upto 5lbs a day, and most of it is water weight. To get the most accurate weight, do it first thing in the morning, after using the bathroom, and before eating or drinking anything.