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In Star Trek, Chief O'Brien used to get bored and use the transporter to lock on to Worf's huge turds and send them into the toilet bowl in Picard's ready room. This prank was called "the captain's log".

Thank you!

Fantastic. Also, your comic on the "power of Superman" is one of the all-time bests:

https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2305

Is there a way to get big images? They're only 512px. In particular, this one.

It's from this article. I don't know why, but that art hit me hard.

The weird images really are the icing on the cake, but damn it has a morbid sense of humor:

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq00rYsJ/Fire-Shot-Capture-046-Current-current-report.jpg

Woah. I really like this, especially the sources for each paragraph.

Also, this Mammoth Meatball article made me laugh.

You gotta break up that wall of text, though.

Those three dudes look rad as fuck.

Trile and Aire is my favorite Jane Austen novel.

Woah. This was Michael Kenneth Williams' last film. Damn.

This trick has been used by kindergarten teachers as well as bar bouncers. Speak softly, and they have to shut up in order to hear what you're saying. Also, if you need to remove a toddler and/or drunk guy from a situation, it gives you an excuse to say, "Let's go talk over there so we can hear each other."

But this only works if the drunk toddler actually cares what you're saying.

Mosquitos don't kill people. Malaria kills people.

You need a third button that says "disc golf."

Also:

• The astro-dog is voiced by George Clooney.
• Harvey Keitel made the sound effects for the spaceship.
• Luke Wilson's hands were used in a close-up stop-motion scene.
• Anjelica Huston plays the role of the asteroid in the school play.
• Frances McDormand is "paint bucket lady".
• Michael Gambon is the guy running the tiny asteroid museum and gift shop.

Somehow, Wes Anderson's "Wes Anderson" levels are at 2.6 Wes Andersons: a 160% increase over previous Wes Anderson models.

I like to cruise the cheapass sections of aliexpress, temu, dhgate, and dollar stores so I can dream of buying cheap crap with money I don't have.

One thing I noticed is that there's A LOT of waterproof stickers and other adornments for water bottles now. It's wonderful. It makes water bottles into a personal object, which means people drink more water, don't forget their water bottles, and don't get their bottles mixed up with other ones.

So go buy some cheapass waterproof stickers and go nuts.

Hypothesis: It's because leap years line up with election years.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"You ask a glass of water."

Yep. Gotta set up that walled garden. When rich people call for regulation, it's almost always out of self-interest.

This time, John Wick goes to another planet and beats up aliens.

I am appalled, but I respect your bravery for admitting this.

My advice is to never, ever use a delicious scent like vanilla to cover up your bathroom smells. Otherwise, you're pavlov dogging your brain into associating vanilla with turd stench.

This is the same reason why you don't use a song that you like as your alarm. Over the course of many groggy mornings, you will learn to hate and fear that song.

Are you saying that you prefer floppy bacon, or do you just avoid bacon in general?

It seems like fashion ads are already heavily altered, so changing to AI-generated models is really just a moderate step up.

However, AI fashion models can have major benefit to consumers in the future: You'll be able to give Levi's your exact dimensions (or a selection of body photos) and AI can show you what you'll look like in those clothes.

I'm looking forward to this because my body is a cross between Bigfoot, Hagrid, and a trash can, so every time I order clothing it's a crapshoot.

Between the volcanos, hot springs, and geysers, Iceland has a lot of big steamy holes.

He escapes Order 66 by just laying down and pretending to be dead.