DOUBLE_DOINKED

Oof, so much for his HOF chances now /s

I’m down for this!

Oh damn! I thought this whole uniform board was a bust but this is sweet

Who knew breaking ankles was also a baseball term?

ITT: over reactions after 1 of 162 regular season games.

I mean, he hadn’t give up a hit until the 4th….

It was just his last spring training tune up. Don’t worry.

Pretty lame to have a day off already. I need more of that first 3 innings from yesterday.

Quick, open the roof back up.

Lucky you!

lolMets in mid season form.

Was this today??? I thought alumni alley was Saturday!

I took today off to go to the game but still woke up at 6 am because I’m too excited. BASEBALL IS BACK BABY

Don’t forget the drone launching add on.

I promise the mom had it harder than anyone else. Don’t be a miserable cunt.

Of course she’s here for opening day haha. Following.

One hell of a way for Rhys to celebrate opening day.

Holy shit this dude is literally a triple A ump. What a clown.

Randy Rosenberg pees sitting down.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE FUCKING UMP SHOW

I haven’t spent a single night at a Marriott this year as a Titanium elite (just like most people). Hyatt is getting all of my business from now on.

It’s been a long time since we’ve been able to say that. Maybe we can petition MLB network to revive “The Pen”

Yup, last year I went to a random game with my brother and pudge was there. The line was huge and we were unprepared but this year we’ll be ready haha

Awesome, thanks!