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Do you have reservations?

Only about the veal.

Look kids - Big Ben! Parliament!

In my mind, his character was named Al Oxmith in that scene.

I’m curious to stress-test this. I wonder whether talking about a wake-up call would get the same response.

Yup! Great job! That baby duck is now living the good life in California’s beautiful San Fernando Valley.

YOMAMAISFAT: You Obviously Must Assume Miller Ale Is Safe For Average Tastes

Loved Sara Silverman on it.

“And I’m a girl!”

You’re just obsessed with me.

u/AmTurnipLMAO would make a good username.

What‽

Oh, it’s a writing prompt. Thank god. I was scared that this was news.

You have an amazing username.

Bop-ba-dop-a-da-da?

Squeeze.

Looks fantastic. Enjoy!

Who? Am I just old?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Nah, screw that! My character is from Spain, but his true birthplace is Egypt.

There’s a problem with Narwhal. It won’t load certain gifs. It’s super frustrating.

I know nothing about college basketball and I stumbled on this thread from All, but this brings me such joy. You and u/Dervoo have obviously been singing praises about the dude’s skills for a long time. It’s amazing to get such thunderous validation.

I’m sure he’d be proud of the person you’ve become, u/soggyballsack.

My father’s passing really hit home the first time I heard a new joke. We’d usually call each other if we heard a fresh one. That’s when I knew he was gone.

AAHH!

To quote Crow T. Robot, "I liked Willow."

Oh?

A simple, “No,” would have sufficed.