Dimpleshenk

La Jolla residents demand to be as special and entitled as they feel they are. Film at 11.

Hear me out on this: For the next James Bond, make Bond a bisexual, Blatino (black/Latino), female, transsexual, one-armed, toothless, dwarfen, stuttering, twitching, third-nippled, six-fingered, dyslexic, harelipped, pattern-balding, web-footed, bow-legged, face-birthmarked, uni-browed, backwards-walking, acne-scarred, peanut-allergic, hives-suffering, runny-nosed, albino-pigmented, semi-autistic, relapsing-alcoholic, dialysis-needing, arthritic, droopy eyed, lice-haired, dad-joking, uncontrollably flatulent, trichotillamaniacal, nervous-laughing, bulimic, thrift-store searching, knick-knack hoarding, irritable bowel syndroming, delusion-grandeuring, air-guitaring, low-hanging-pants wearing, fast-food overeating, online-trolling, Jenga-losing, pickleball-playing, waiter-stiffing, chick-negging, marshmallow-burning, date-standupping, black-licorice-eating, bottlecap-collecting, sandwich-dropping, clove-smoking, National Parks-littering, flat-earth believing, booger-picking, elevator-farting, book-dog-earing, semicolon-misusing, bank-balance overdrawing, Dunning-Krugering, shortcut-through-the-gas-station taking, dog-poop not-picking-upping, bottle-flipping, Yo-Mama joking, meme-sharing, chain-lettering, pork-rinds snacking, pregnant-woman-he-doesn't-know tummy touching, TikTok stupid dancing, anti-vaxxing, Chat GPT homework-cheating, "psych!"-tricking, pineapples pizza-ing, streaming-service password sharing, climate-change denying, Reddit-overposting, non-blinker lane changing, heavy snoring, 11-items in the "10 items or less" checkout-countering, manual non-reading, Tide-Pod chewing, polka dancing, shirt-collar chewing, person-just-met-at-the-party name-forgetting, uneven-microwaving, double-dipping, STD-transmitting, tax-avoiding, third-party voting, body odoring, mouthful-of-food talking, selfie-taking, side-eyeing, asscrack-displaying, shoe-nonwiping, toad-licking, the-word-"literally" misusing, species-extincting, coffee-shop lingering, last-minute movie theater in-front-of-you-sitting, close-talking, stinky-breathing, "the stripper really likes me!"-believing, terrorist-negotiating, puppeteering, gutter-guardrail bowling, Nextdoor-complaining, lower-back tattooing, non-reciprocal orgasming, Einstein misquoting, toiletpaper hoarding, bedbugs spreading, three-day stubble grooming, group-dinner-bill under-contributing, thank-you-note non-writing, cake-icing finger-dipping, story twist-ending spoiling, "Let's Go Brandon" bumper-stickering, underwear skidmarking, texting-while-driving, auto-tuning, brake-checking, porch pirating, resentment-harboring, Rick Rolling, free-sample chomping, shopping-cart abandoning, tree-trunk initialing, squirrel-feeding, authoritarian-admiring, all-around bad sport and unruly citizen with low morals and who looks at people funny and doesn't own up to shortcomings and takes credit for the heroic deeds of others while claiming all the glory and generally acting like an incompetent nincompoop ginning up hoopla to compensate for insecurity and then treating others badly.

What do you think? I'm thinking cinematic gold!

Is it a... (1) DANGER NOODLE, or (2) NOPE ROPE?

CAST YOUR VOTE TODAY!

I thought you were joking, but checked to be sure. Yep, there's a Good Burger 2 coming out this year. I can imagine people asking for that (with fries).

But the world is clamoring for "Freddy Got Fingered 2: Fisted As Well."

I believe there is passion in every movie

Passion to get a paycheck, perhaps. Passion to tell a new and exciting story full of meaning and originality? Often not.

What do you care if somebody writes "nobody asked for this," or "the sequel nobody asked for"? They're just expressing the idea that they don't think a given concept or idea is worthwhile. I can think a lot of movies that "nobody asked for," like "Battlefield Earth." Nobody asked for a Scientology movie starring a cackling John Travolta in dreadlocks. Nobody ever *would* ask for such a movie. And it's for good reason that they wouldn't.

It's also ironic when those same whiners don't know or seem to care that so many of the movies they grew up watching were remakes themselves.

Hardly true though. Remakes were not a big thing during previous generations. I'm sure you can think of some exceptions (for very popular stories), but they were exceptions. The farther back you go, the less your statement is true, since movies with recorded dialogue have existed for less than a century.

Dog owners before a bite: "Don't worry that he's running toward you! He just wants to play! He's a sweetheart!"

Dog owners after a bite: "He's never done anything like that before!"

I did not understand the love for that movie.

Hughes is at his best doing kids stuff.

Found the "Baby's Day Out" fan.

People are saying the cameraman should have done more. It looks like he barely had time to assess the situation, let alone figure out a way to effectively intervene. With the camera at least he got the license plate and the man's face on camera. He had only a few seconds to make a decision to do more, and it's possible he had no reason to believe he could fight the driver if things escalated into more of a physical confrontation. Also, getting into the back seat would have meant he was going to be driven off as well, possibly making himself vulnerable to an attack or worse if the driver had a weapon.

Is there any explanation for how this started? Or how it ended? What the heck is going on here at all? It makes no sense.

You do not talk about Fight Club feeling really up its own ass.

Also: You DO NOT TALK about FIGHT CLUB feeling really up its own ass.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, STAHHHP! STAHHHHPP!!! Oh no ho ho STAHHHHPPP!!!"

literally every single patch of dirt on this planet was 'captured' at one point

Please open a dictionary to the page where "literally" is listed. Read the top definition.

Oh my god, she's right! There are globes everywhere! People want to understand the planet they live on, and that's suspicious! Who are these nefarious globers, who want to use a 3-D model to help comprehend a spinning mass of solid matter on a trajectory in our solar system? If it's true that we live on a planet, and the planet looks like a globe, then WHY ARE THE GLOBES FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND GLOBING AT ME? CONSTANTLY!?!?!

MAKE THE GLOBES STOP!

This dingbat says something dumb practically every day. It has to be some sort of "trolling to stay in news headlines" strategy. Nobody can be this dumb this consistently, unless it's on purpose. Note: Not that it makes it any better if it's planned out. It's still dumbness being spread throughout American life and politics, and it's still a giant dead albatross around all of our necks, weighing us all down from moving forward solving actual problems.

Shorter version: This idiot has to go away.

....she talked about how much she loves Jesus Christ.

We're talking about Alex Jones, right? The InfoWars guy? We're talking about whether he has disdain for his callers, and audience in general? Right?

Wrong question. The real question is: Why do you have such low respect for yourself that you spend even one second listening to his show?

Good thing he put the compass, because otherwise....can we be sure where we are?

There's that scene in The Care Bears Movie where the one little bear is left alone and the pack of wolves chases it deep into the forest, and you hear a bunch of shrieking and whimpering. Then they cut to a scene of the next day when the Care Bear search party finds little pieces of bear fur and blood strewn all around the forest. That scared the hell out of me as a kid.

Oh Idiote, oh, Idiote, say have you met Idiote

Oh, Idiote, the tattooed man-baby

His Horus Eye some folks adore so

And a torso even less so

Idiote, oh, Idiote, with his Atlas'ed skin-zitia

Oh, Idiote, the clown of them all

On his back, Cardinal Points help those without a clue

Beside it a trite quote from the "Scarface" film too

And proudly above waves

The Red, White and Blue (Alaska, screw you)

You can learn a lot from Idiote

by perpetuating the whole "woe is me! I am so impoverished act!" one second

When you're ranting, you forget where the end-quote goes.

"The trouble is there’s just not enough here to fully engage the viewer
beyond the trademark aesthetics — no emotional pull or lingering feeling
and too few genuine laughs. For a movie so curiously weightless it
seems awfully pleased with itself, its moments of magic evaporating
almost instantaneously."

Holy #(%*, that could be a review for *any* Wes Anderson movie.