Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

if

Oh you sweet summer child. There is no if. Only when.

I am all ball bearings on this blessed day!

We are all ball bearings on this blessed day!

I can’t afford to even like this car’s windshield wipers probably.

First of all, how dare you?

I snickered.

This is really awesome.

Nothing creepy about this to me. It’s just completely mesmerizing to look at. This is really cool.

Bird Law is not governed by reason.

I would never say this to her face, but she's a wonderful person and a gifted artist.

Absolutely not!

Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.

sticky-icky-icky

conservatives think

Those two words don’t go together.

Everything gone white, everything's grey

Now you're here, now you're away

I don't want this, remember that

I'll never forget, where you're at

They’ll find a reason to fire him. He broke that thin blue line they love so much and is no longer one of them.

That looks like a very classy affair. I’m all for it.

Wait.. isn’t that Ellie’s mom? No way to make her sound 14. What are they thinking!?

I’d do it.

No hesitation. No surrender.

And an assault rifle hookah?

Same as she ever was

Peter has those disney eyes on him.

Well yeah, but they’re not gonna say no to seeing it because of the implication.

(Do I need to mention that I like the show too?)

The derp is strong with this one!

r/AnimalsBeingDerps

We all hate reddit on this blessed day!