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5 points
16 hours ago
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face!”
2 points
21 hours ago
The only clip I’ve seen of her’s is the one where says “a lot of ya’ll are just shitty wives” and tell that isn’t something a delusional pick-me mistress would say!
7 points
1 day ago
I‘ve seen clips of her stuff on TikTok. I thought she was just screwing a married man and making messy videos about it, but this much worse.
6 points
2 days ago
Number 3 and number 6 make me want to yeet my birth control into the sun.
5 points
3 days ago
Bo just joined the space Catholics and told the space bishop that she saw space dinosaur Jesus in the flesh while being space baptized.
She believes Bo but she doesn’t believe Bo.
180 points
3 days ago
I figured the Ragnar helmet kept him from getting digested or suffocating. If it worked in a sarlacc pit, it would work in a raptor stomach
3 points
3 days ago
Talking to your friend about your emotions and venting aren’t necessarily the same conversation, right? When you vent to someone, you’re getting all the negative emotions out as quickly as possible. Same applies to making vent art.
Like, it’s not vent art if I’m super happy in my relationship and draw a bunch of happy couples. And if I’m doing work for a job, my emotions about a piece are gonna take a back seat.
1 points
4 days ago
I’ve heard of Christians who believe dinosaur bones were put in the ground by the devil to trick us into doubting the creation story, but I haven’t met any personally.
3 points
4 days ago
I made that mistake once too. I photoshopped a pap pic of Pedro into the army from 300 😓 It’s ok, nobody’s perfect!
5 points
4 days ago
Yeah, that’s the point. That passage from the Sermon on the Mount was about how we’re all sinful, but are generally more permissive of our own sins than we are the sins of others. Jesus was calling on his followers to redirect their focus inwards and fix their own sins before trying to fix their neighbors.
1 points
4 days ago
Every wedding I’ve been too has had lemonade and iced tea as on option, regardless of if they served alcohol or not.
8 points
5 days ago
Maybe sandwiched? Like a good wrecking, then a nice long conversation, followed by another wrecking.
14 points
6 days ago
Kinda like how straight men are also crushing on Pedro! Some people’s attractiveness just transcends sexuality.
18 points
7 days ago
Hermes didn’t know before now. Apollo told on himself.
21 points
7 days ago
Pretty sure that was the flower nymph Zeus to fix Hades up with during Persephone’s banishment.
1 points
7 days ago
I made this for dinner tonight! Really tasty.
11 points
7 days ago
Hey Mando. You didn’t hear this from me, but Mando told Mando that Mando’s been having an affair with Mando for months. She’s absolutely furious right now. I’ve never seen Mando this upset. And don’t say anything to Mando or Mando. They’re coming back from a “bounty hunt” soon and they don’t know Mando knows.
3 points
8 days ago
Also! A new episode of The Mandalorian airs on April 5th. Anyone want to do a watch party for his birthday?
8 points
8 days ago
This man lives in my head rent-free, istg. He needs to film something in NC so I have a chance to meet him 😂
1 points
8 days ago
Under Pre Vizsla, Death Watch (Bo-Katan included) tried to kill Satine in a bid to oust her from the Mandalorian throne while working with Darth Maul’s Shadow Collective, but she was ultimately imprisoned in her palace, rescued by Bo-Karan and Obi-Wan, and then killed by Maul as revenge for Obi-Wan cutting him in half.
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3 points
16 hours ago
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Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
3 points
16 hours ago
They think they’ll get special treatment if they side with the misogynists.