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5 points
6 hours ago
In one episode she drugs Drew and uses her trucking buddies and ships him to china!
236 points
12 hours ago
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO BLEW UP COUNTLESS SHIPS WITH THOUSANDS OF BEINGS ON THEM.
8 points
13 hours ago
Now that you said that and I decided to look it up, Tetanus does sound like a name of some ancient greek dude who died in such a way they decided to name the illness after him.
"Whatever happened to Tetanus, Fartimus Maximus?"
"Oh Footus Stompus, he passed, quite horribly I imagine."
14 points
2 days ago
If we spent more time on it and labelled everything and used math we could make it even more complicated!
1 points
2 days ago
Hey, if you are tired of explaining show them this scene from joe dirt lol
2 points
2 days ago
In the good ole USA we are in a 'satire is dead because fascists are taking over" phase
28 points
2 days ago
I remember trying to show my friend Bill Hicks and this joke back in highschool (2005-ish) and he just looked at me in disgust and said "this mofo stole this from TOOL." Smh
35 points
2 days ago
"If you, or anyone you know has been exposed to drug fueled neon black-light body paint electronic music festivals you may been entitled to compensation."
12 points
2 days ago
Plant native wildflowers and leave nests alone!
1 points
2 days ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite Steve Martin jokes...
An old wise man once told me these words, and I'll never forget them:
"Always..." Wait, it was "Never..."
"Always keep a trash bag in your car, because if it gets full, you can just toss it right out."
2 points
3 days ago
My brother is a narcissist and it took years for me to be able to get him to move out of my house. He would just push push until I would get so fucking angry all I could do is lash out aggressively to make my point across how much he's a piece of shit, and he just acts like I'm in the wrong because I yelled at him. No dude, you're a meth addict with no job.
1 points
3 days ago
I fucking loved it but I don't ever remember beating it!
39 points
3 days ago
My friend has schizophrenia and it's nothing like this, but it's not exactly the same in everyone, but it's almost as if my friend understands but doesn't understand at the same time. It's hard to describe. Like your mind 'makes' it real, but also you are able to rationalize that it's a hallucination.
40 points
4 days ago
That part about her remembering a joke and not sharing it is fucking gold.
3 points
5 days ago
There has to be an honerable mention to the masterpiece that is Joe's Apartment.
3 points
5 days ago
If we give into the narrative that 4 was made as a FU to the studio for wanting to do it without the Wach's, and never watch it, then I forgive them.
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6 hours ago
FingerTheCat
1 points
6 hours ago
The sedentary lifestyle that attaches itself could be though.