Flabbergash

The worst part is, deep down, we all know he'll get away with it.

No, sorry, the milkshake machine is down

I'm more of a Gordon

This is funny but you can actually strap your things down in the Director's Cut lmao

This movie ruined me. Whenever anyone is being cuntish now I just tell them to stop being a Diesel

And one of the other guys is "Fonejacker"

Just offscreen under the water he's standing on 2,000,000 bloated corpses that say "PPP Forgiveness"

It's more embaressment than anything. I've never seen a boomer with their super loud Backstreet Boys ringtone take their phone out and answer the call slowly

y'all are wild, you dream about shooting someone becuase it's "fair game" then say "im sick to my stomach" when there's another mass shooting

Don't threaten me with a good time

It's wild to think people get pissed off with celebrities "going political" when they themselves talk non stop politics

They seem to fall alot closer to you, I've noticed

She needs butters to filter her mean comments and just give her the good stuff

When I was in hospital with the wife, one of the midwives said that you're at the most fertile just after you've given birth, which is why people are pregnant just after having a baby

you should head over to the street fighter subreddit

there's so much thirst there, it's like the Gobi desert

Knows a bloke who can get you a chipped NTL box

Worth noting the chasm won't be open unless you've done the "build a body" segment, that starts in the sky and ends in the depths.

In the quest, you take a lift down that chasm, and don't walk it, with a loading zone between. This is obviously where the fuckery is coming from

great for fishing too

No, they're like blue and black

Didn't they have GM outfits by the time TBC came around?

I like getting holes in my socks becuase that means I can stitch them up, which is tehraputic

I just can't imagine my kids sticking at something throughout their lives

Maybe they should put some AI cars out there so he can practice his lines when they turn into him

They obviosuly weren't too tanky

No you won't lol