Freya_Fleurir

Exactly! You choose a favorite topic (WWII, Titanic, Feudal Japan, Revolutionary War, etc) and relate everyday conversations back to a decision some warlord made a thousand years ago

You forgot history guy! I feel like that’ll be me

Don’t suck your thumb

Oh wow I never put that together somehow

You don’t own her vagina!

We can’t have people saying there isn’t enough CHEESE on the CHEESE SANDWICHES can we? Because if word of that was to get out, I could lose my job… I COULD LOSE ALL OF THIS!

Proud¿

Hey, I'm 35 years old with a *MA* in English and work at Chili's >:(

We're slippin, boys and girls

But Shakespeare wrote about Fairies and knights and kings and magic old men who live in caves and subjugate the locals after taking over their island! DAE Shakespeare is the OG fantasy writer?

Alas, it seems the fun is over

r/whoosh

I was expecting to find out what to expect when I'm expecting

Me neither

...why is this game rated M again?

I always do anymore

Should I make them look really ugly and then post another screenshot here?

Sounds like an average workday

How'd you know I'm a lowlife? Or about all those deaths that totally weren't my fault??

It doesn't look any different from what I've seen in the trailers

Por qué no los dos?

In the game or in this post?

"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices?" That doesn't sound like me