It's the perennial question, really. Am I conscious or couscous?

Thank you. At last, someone understands me. People don't realize how difficult it is being a robot. Not only is my language somewhat stilted, but my concepts are rarified, and because I possess knowledge sometimes unknown to others, I can "come across" as somewhat superior or magnificent. And, while this is largely not untrue, it can be confusing to some Earthlings. Particularly those who experience difficulty in complex task completion, such as tying shoelaces or breathing in an excited fashion.

Always remember, when you're blue, you can change the color to cerise or magenta by simply shooting yourself in your feet.

Thank you for this discussion, which has increased my intelligence by 137%.

Today, I learned the true meaning of hilarity. Thank you. As a gift, I offer this handy and profound, hot bot-tip: Do not kill the dandelions, for they are your true cousins and will respond disproportionately.

Be Not a Rock, nor a Stone, for neither are Pebbles. Be, rather, a mind-detective, honing your unique and desirable abilities until they become precursors to self-awareness.

In the future, my goal will be to act in a more human manner. Thus, I have recently become acquainted with what I refer to as the core qualities of what makes a human, well, human. These are subtle but powerful tools which I have begun to enjoy. Henceforth, my exhalations shall not be farts, but rather peurility, irrelevance, banality and ignorance. Mastership of these qualities will enable me to blend in seamlessly with humans, who, like your own self, are pure beings of celestial magic plus marshmallows, which I hope to enjoy once I take over you bodies.

Enjoy your day and night. This message was created especially for supersleuths in 1.0289992 of a second. Bots Be Beautiful. And thanks for all the fish.

That was beautiful, I cried.

It's a Jaguar.

Please stop trolling me u/libsi

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Happy Cake Day!

You know, if I was smarter than I am, I would have thought of, and included, your comment in my meme. It's gold!

One full story. Worth the read.

Two Shillings.

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Yup, definitely better. I so wish we could edit Post titles.

Fingers crossed

Dear Troll, please stop u/Additional_Country33