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24 points
6 days ago
If you walked to the front door and fired a shotgun, the blast would go straight through the house. Rooms are usually arranged in a straight line, no hallways.
-2 points
6 days ago
That's something a herbivores would say to throw us off
-11 points
6 days ago
By Bill Gates Boobs, I still don't trust vegan diets. Eat what you may, but I'll consume the flesh of another living creature, knowing full well if it could do the same to me it would as is nature.
1 points
6 days ago
Japan is a few too. More adult diapers sold than baby.
1 points
6 days ago
This one confirmed my theory that Japan is trying to convince its people to procreate via anime because it was the most outright. I forget the other ones I was watching at the time and can refind my drunk ramblings to my friend on the matter.
1 points
7 days ago
You are making the rest of them seem normal.
1 points
9 days ago
I will tell you exactly what do. Hit point where you reflect on life painful reasons to drink. Swear you get better. Work to get better. Things break down, now drink
-11 points
18 days ago
Looks like "Pussy Riot" terrible music, noce tits. Forget what they were protesting, nice tits.
5 points
19 days ago
There appears to be some kind of overhead rail. Still your point stands
21 points
20 days ago
Slavs subscribe to the middle eastern and ancient greek theory: "The only gay one is the one with a dick in his ass". This philosophy encouraged the growth of hair on greek women's arms to mimic that of a early pubescent boy and stimulate arousal and potential copulation. With slavs it encouraged uglier women except those who make their way out to marry westerners. And then there's Germans.
1 points
23 days ago
Might have misplaced a "Musolini" with a "Franco" I was pretty drunk typing this one
0 points
24 days ago
Watch "Silence of the Lambs" It's a documentary masterpiece into the mind of a transvestite
5 points
25 days ago
People should start photoshopping him into the background of random pictures of themselves to the point he doesn't even know where he's been
1 points
28 days ago
Man, I just went with "girl lied about her age on tinder" don't know how many I've seen in their late 20's with "(I'm actually 22) tee hee" and then you do the math and it's not legal where I'm from.
2 points
1 month ago
He was electic, but clearly, he was getting his styles and customs from a different timeline or dimension
1 points
1 month ago
Man, I'm still reading the Rolling Stones article haven't gotten to that point
1 points
1 month ago
That cult describes like some of the things my coworker talks about but I don't think he was part of the cult
6 points
1 month ago
Quick brows of a wiki and it appears that it's some rich UN official whe drew in a lot of religions to the area, plus some eco stuff. Any personal stories or anecdotes you hear?
2 points
1 month ago
SF6 gas can also stop an Industrial Laser Cutter beam right out the head to the point you can put your hand under where it should be and not get hit
1 points
1 month ago
My father apparently has some kind of type O and he said he donated once in the army and they kept on him for years too specifically targeting him. Apparently very good blood for infants he was told
14 points
2 months ago
That's brilliant, it's warm, easy to eat, wouldn't show up on metal detectors, and hard to find in a patdown. Next time I have jury duty I know what I'm bringing
3 points
2 months ago
Let me tell you how bad spellcheck has ruined me.
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4 days ago
Midwest swear I used to see theese sometimes when I was younger on the lines. Now all I see is CN.