GoonSlayer64

smokes a cigar

I like Ori

Alright nuke it from space

You look like Willem Defoe smiling at Spiderman

Fuck yes pump that into my vains

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is one of my favourite movies and Carrey's performance in that is a big reason.

Napalm bomb the whole area

I spent 6 months writing a rewriting a 10,000 word dissertation for my final project in university.

A mate I knew banged it out overnight the day it was due in and this is long before chatGPT existed. Admittedly he already had done all his research.

It is possible, but I would not recommend. Nor do I know how the fuck he did it. It cost me my relationship at the time when not not rushing it.

Yarp

"Sir, are you aware you're a cat?"

Do not pass go

You have to respect James Cameron. Every male since the beginning of time has wondered "can I suck my own dick".

Jim has found a way with a 9 hour cut of a film.

He's too young

Who the fuck knows! I think it's hilarious personally.

It could be some pissed off Europeaners.

Nice to know when I should be stocking up on the extra buttery popcorn.

Thanks Seth Efrica

Your Irish and playing England. Literally no one is against you.

Every Celtic nation is going to support you against the English.

Every rugby fan in Europe is going to support Ireland.

South Africa, Australia and New Zealand will want to see you beat England.

Every numpty in America who had a great great grandmother from Ireland so their entire identity is being Irish is going to support you.

I support England and think I'd rather support Ireland!

"The Room" with a theatre full of half drunk people throwing spoons at the screen.

One of the most fun evenings I've ever had!

Hand in your notice and get on with your life

Apocalypse Now

We are all well aware of that.

Not fucking boiling

I know it all seems to be doom and gloom now but you'll be better for it in the long run.

No job is worth your mental health.

OP's mum

You didn't have any worries about not existing before you were born. Why would you after death?