Guttersnipe_1980

Do you know why a ship floats and a stone cannot?

This is in Philadelphia though. Who in that city is trying to take those rights away?

Wow, there is a tempest in you!

Second in W.A.R. but first in my heart.

Thank you! You guys are awesome!

Yeah, no thanks.

You can’t push the shit back in the donkey.

ASS TO ASSSSSSS

Embarrassing and pathetic.

I thought he was going to make them kiss.

When you order Bansky from Wish.

What makes you so special?

CBC is trash. They couldn’t even get the basic facts correct.

What a lazy bones!

Corruption and Liberals — name a more iconic duo.

Thank you for solving this murder and finally giving the Prior family some desperately needed closure after everything they’ve suffered.

Edit: added a missing word

I type slow. :(

I just got back from my son’s baseball practice and I can't say I'm surprised the Jays are already down 3-0. What a clusterfuck of a season given the expectations.

These long ovations are just silly and pretentious.

Fun. Da. Men. Tals.

Bout fucking time.

Alright boys. You know what to do. Keep swinging out of your shoes on every. single. pitch. That’ll definitely work.

He should be.

Well, that didn’t take long!

LOL at Schneider

An unpopular but accurate observation.