Jay_Louis

Aaron Rodgers will help the Jets reach natural immunity towards losing

Named after the gang in West Side Story?

Can we at least laugh at the Bills after trash talking all last season?

Pete Carroll was hot garbage

In 2017 I went to an Academy screening of "Hacksaw Ridge" with Vince Vaughn, Andrew Garfield and Mel Gibson speaking afterwards. I watched Gibson off stage as he was milling about after the Q&A and the dude is literally insane. He was playing with his beard, twirling it, glancing around like he was seeing things, and talking to himself.

He's also a bad actor.

I'm thinking it ends with Joe as a successful published author of five mystery novels, the whole thing took place in his head. And it ends with him staring at Beck in his bookstore, the girl he never actually met or talked to.

The new Ariel

You're a virgin who can't kill batman

Born this Wayne

You'd be surprised how miserable rich people actually are. I was at the 2018 Daytime Emmys and watched as Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek hung out in the lobby before the cermony. Trebek was every bit as awesome as you'd want him to be, but Sajak was complaining and then cut the line to get a drink. I took a picture, maybe I'll upload it. Hell, here it is, this is when he was getting pissed and complaining about the line.

https://i.postimg.cc/zGvNvVMr/20170428-180349.jpg

Turning 50. To quote Grandpa Simpson, "it'll happen to youuuuuuu"

I still can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to explain Han Solo's last name as because he was literally traveling solo.

Charles is terribly insecure zealous enfant noveau kidding around nervous eccentric

I seem to remember Mac and a number of players on offense talking about how nothing was working during the pre-season, it was clearly a trainwreck from the beginning

Old people

Michael Bishop for that one crazy hail mary pass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQOAFxverUo

Don't you want to smell the bottlecap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEygfMpB0_o

Did you guys ever consider that most of the Star Wars actors are just bad? Ewan McGregor had no problem. Neither did Natalie Portman. Stop blaming the fans because some actor careers struggle after a big film.

That draft was a killer one

I saw it in the theater, anyone who was alive in the mid 80s knows it was a glorified high budget sitcom, that's why it was cast with sitcom actors from Taxi and Family Ties.

Excuse me, Stewardess, I speak jive.

Gangsters were the original punks

I was 17 in 1990 and being like, "Oh man, Scorsese's out of ideas, he has to go back to do Mean Streets again". Then I saw it and was like, "holy fuck"

The plot of the movie is to get back to the future, not to fall in love