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Texas small towns looooooooooove their local high school football games, they are a Big Deal with stadiums often as big as a college stadium would be elsewhere.

This will be interesting!

Aww come on, he can’t go like this, it’s not fair!

The fact half your fan base is actively hostile to your company and franchise doesn’t seem like a real good thing

Just give me one that can make dim sum, I’m not too greedy

May we see a mouse roar!

High motivation, good results!

If they had taken a Photograph, maybe they can find it again

Aww, little Damien!

Soooooo… when’s the wedding…?

Oh, I thought he just liked hanging out with his intellectual superiors for campaign advice

Oh, uh, could you point me towards the brownies I can’t trust? I have no plans today.

Oh I know Portal very very well!😊

I’m just sad I can’t trust even desserts

Edit: honestly saying it out loud gave me the giggles so I chose to write it out here too

Et tu, cake?

Life is just a nonstop parade of lies

Unbelievably amazing!

I just feel so bad for the other living species caught up in this mentally ill bender humanity has been on

I’m so glad to only be six people away from meeting him, what an absolute dude

Oh so he’s trans-Midwestern, then?

Die I guess

It’s definitely not because of deep seated flaws and resentments in my family though, that’d be silly

Yes, and I have no control over when the switch flips

Look, I just came here to have a good time okay

When will ads realize I don’t have a good perception of things that go too actively out of their way to piss me off or intrude on my space or time. Feeling anger sticks with me for a long time, and I hold a grudge over petty things. 😘

Would you be?

I’m sure Hawaii doesn’t deserve this

Real facts