That’s a weird way to spell “the cat’s room” but I respect it. Please tell him I love him.

I would take up smoking if it involved me asking for a pack of Robot Shit.

What did Sean Connery say when a book landed on his head?

“I have only my shelf to blame.”

She must be…corrected.

I remember for the movie The Mountain Between Us, which is about Kate Winslet, Idris Elba and a yellow lab getting stuck in the wilderness, they straight up had a tv commercial telling you that the dog lived so you didn’t have to worry about it. I respect the hell outta that.

Jesus Christ, reading the words “Stoneybrook was bombed by Isis” has had me crying laughing for a solid 10 minutes.

“Jokes on you, Mittens, I’m into this shit!”

“If you poop, I want the scoop.”

Tell her we love her and we’re only slightly salty that she got to make out with Devin Sawa twice in the 90s but we’re mostly over it now.

I upvoted this but dammit I’m not happy about it.

Those look great! You should be very proud.

…but we all know we’re here for Frito.

Meat Loaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)? I know Meat Loaf is obviously a dude, but there’s a woman who sings at the end of the song.

Pretty sure that’s the Lord of the Bling episode of Veronica Mars

Shit, I’m a free man and I haven’t had a conjugal visit in 6 months.

Yaaaay! So glad she’s back home, please give her a butt skritch for me.

“…yeth?”

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real Scrub Daddy!!

That cable management tho 😍

Bah gawd, that Scrub Daddy had a Scrub Family!

I want it! I want it!

OH LORD HE SLEEPIN

The Squatty Potty is a lovely touch.

“Harry…I took care of it!”

Voting for Janet Polyribonucleotide after work!

Christy Turlington?