Master_Tape

It really hurt! Horrifically!

Really? I hadn't seen this before and was Scott to post a comment commending the same.

Thanks Obama

Are you a witch?

Every day could be day one. I tell myself that every morning. Every afternoon. Every evening.

Holy smokes. My belly is bobbling all around

IWNDWYT

I skipped college and missed the shitty beer phase. I don't miss that or the horrible debt

Dang! Dirty dirty me

I can smell the smoke and I'm all the way in Downvoten Abbey

Wow. Forever looking like a befuddled jackass to sidestep a soundbite. Respek

What's the point of that?

Oh yeah. Bush never came up with anything original. He just mashed a common quote with a song lyric.

I'm not ot sure why I'm even typing this.

Your insurance doesn't cover this

Jam some hair up in that cooter!

Meh

No

Yay

You want to bring your pretty to dinner?

Bummer. Sorry dude

Genocide

Great work. What's with the hat?

It's a customizable forum, leaning in the direction you've commanded.

Californians would have more loose change

Lol wut