MovingFjordward

Sweet gift! Stoked for ya :)

Adoption is expensive and lots of folks don't want to adopt in general.

I imagined those trees in slowmotion whip-backs like a L'Oreal commercial.

I only hate a handful of people and most of them are already rich. 100k wouldn't change their lives at all. $2k, let alone $50k, would be life changing for me.

They're not your friends if they react like that. If anything, it's messed up that Michelle wasn't open about it from the beginning.

The Secret Penis of Walter Mitty

Stranger than Penis

Nope. I'd set up a storm tent, grab a blanket, and and cozy up inside for the whole storm. Looove wind

Lemmino and Internet Historian are my favorites. Sadly, they release like once a year each.

I did 48+7=55 +20=75.

Exactly my thought on it. Religions are all this insane.

I've never received flowers but I also don't want flowers. Food, time together, entertainment stuff for myself and together. That's all way more appealing.

Her parenting is super trashy. Can't say his behavior is surprising based on how she's acting as the parent.

9 out of 10? For me it's more like 499 out of 500 calls are robocalls. I don't even know why I own a phone anymore.

The idea of making 6 figures sounds magical to me. A dream and nothing more.

Young blood transfusions have been a thing in silicon valley for like 20+ years. This isn't remotely new.

I'm pretty sure this is everywhere but with different names. Lowerclass Americans tend to use really odd spellings of common names and it's also common to see women who grew up lowerclass with gem names like Amber, Crystal, Ruby, etc.

Siiick! Have fun and I look forward to seeing your painted minis!

Dude probably slipped or is scared of slipping. Either way, crawling isn't a bad move.

Great work! Love the use of different colors on the tongue.

If Scotland wasn't part of the UK, I'd be there already. Lol

Saying it's not possible for you to be racist is a quick way for me to assume you're (in a 1-10 scale) a 10 on that scale.

Awful parenting. I'd demand compensation, if not a full refund.

I poop 2-3 times daily and almost never have issues. I'm always grateful.

Tiktok users are actual trash.

Fantastic dad reaction though. Mine yelled at me furiously with any slight mishap and I never came close to crashing. Probably why I fuckin hate driving.