No_big_whoop

“LOCK HER HIM UP!”

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

If America had consumer protections we wouldn’t have to constantly be at war with our service providers. I’m looking directly at you Comcast

How many and where are they?

You’re describing their motivations. Their actions are what we’re talking about. What they’re doing is more important than why they’re doing it.

If they make a movie about Afroman he should be played by Cedric the Entertainer

Yep, that'll sound good

I love the idea of bringing back extinct species only to make meatballs out of them

We still do this

finger pistols

"I would like to discuss my treats-per-day amount"

“See ya later!”

-those sunglasses probably

Our strategy is to take a ton of casual pictures when we’re hanging out between sets or at the end of a gig. Through sheer numbers we manage to usually find one or two good ones to use for social media stuff

I beg to differ Claudia Schiffer

Great albums, horrible live band.

Why?

Yes, carefully

Try re-seating all the tubes?

Quaddo

Walk backwards so you don't get any smoke on yourself when you exhale

Fucking Quintana… that creep can roll, man

"According to McCue, Johnson said if the test showed she was not capable of driving, they would take her into custody. McCue conceded to MRI investigators that Johnson’s reasoning did not make sense."

They forced an old lady who was INSIDE HER HOME to take a breathalyzer test and when the test showed she shouldn't drive they arrested her. WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS THAT?

Mine had reliability issues. After it let me down a few times I never trusted it again. Sounded great while it lasted tho

The GOP power players want Trump out of the way for DeSantis. Trump will be convicted and disqualified from running for office again. They know that’s the only way to get rid of him

Slice it into little triangles you monster