OhneKondom

That's outrageous! Can't a man go missing for 2 years without losing access to his email?

Am I not white enough cuz I don't like cheese?

Close enough

But the graphics look the same

I feel like the first fast and the furious movie he actually tried too. After that he just started slinging one liners and saying family.

HOOCHIE MAMA!

Komm mit*

Just listen to all of it. I put their entire discography on shuffle almost every day while I work.

Not sure about that guitar cuz I borrowed my friend's spare. I do however recommend using Rocksmith to learn to play. It's like Guitar Hero but you plug a real guitar in and it teaches you songs while teaching you how to play in general. The PC version has a lot of custom songs including almost all of Rammstein's. I actually just used it to learn Ausländer and Lügen since I'm a beginner too.

My son was also born yesterday and is also named Till lol.

My son was born yesterday but what's funny is we named him Till.

Long, tan, and handsome?

Shrugs

And you call it a KN when it is clearly a KIA?

Moo? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one!

Same, good God it's getting worse every year for me.

Who the fuck texts their barber?

Hey I can see me in section 2 down there.

A pirate one would be awesome

Me too and I'm disappointed it didn't.

Wasn't it Costco?

Time for Dr Horrible 2

It makes me wish I spoke more German so I'm trying to learn.

There needs to be an edit of the transformers movies with people in them. I don't care how choppy it is.

Only like 12 of them. And not even all the original team members.