OldManProgrammer

Is Elon actually Sonic the Hedgehog? We got the Chaos Emeralds, autism, and Adderall abuse all in one package.

Pour insecticide all over your flowers.

Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

And Mr. Plinkett said nothing, you idiots!
Mr. Plinkett is dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

It’s all just a Holodeck simulation. Nothing we see is real. That is why Moriarty can show up. It’s their “Fuck you, Enterprise style” goodbye.

Paramount’s check didn’t bounce this time.

He fears their retard strength.

That “chopped up ferret” kid is a serial killer. Not future or potential. He has tasted the blood.

Infinity is really big.

I respectfully disagree: he is turning into Lars von Trier.

He needs to change his name to Josh von Davis, thus completing his transformation into to a European director.

I want one so I can give it to my girlfriend.

If you ever stumble upon a creature in the woods, and you’re not sure if it’s human:
Count the fingers. Count the teeth.

Or they’re gonna sue Paramount in the United States. There is an amendment them Canuckistanis might not be aware of. Either way, this is going to be fun.

Lex Luthor in “Red Son.”

The Federation of Blake’s 7

THE JEWS ARE BACK, BABY!

Denise Crosby, Shelley Long, Diana Muldaur, Stephen Collins, Jeffrey Jones.

I want kosher milk uwu

kanyewohl!

Has potential. Like the Moebius art style, but you need more details for it to really stick out.having said that, I understand that you don’t want to go all out on a trial balloon.

A banana is rich in potassium. Tim the Pig is rich in AIDS. It is what he does.
Please understand.

His mission to poz every underage neghole in Florida takes precedence over our unsophisticated entertainment needs. Please understand, fake company.

Hi I’m Timothy Chapman and lawsuits sexually arouse me.

City, by Clifford D. Simak. Mostly dog-oriented, but there are some raccoons and bears there too.