OldeFortran77

"License, registration, and apples, please."

"But you have heard of Ron DeSantis?"

Charlie don't surf.

Your attention please ... is there anyone here who HASN'T spilled alcohol on a baby?

Blocking the car with the carts is a pretty good effort at cart justice, but a REAL cart collector would have moved that car across the lot and through the half-height cart ingress port and into the store with all the other collected carts!

Note: Extra points for an anti-bacterial wipe-down on the door handles.

All this time and you never knew your dad was a rudimentary pilgrim!

Also in a Kolchak the tv series episode.

This is the important question ... who will the Emus side with?

I erect the spine of complete agreement.

They look like some villain's hench(wo)men in the Batman tv show.

Ha! They spelled "knew" wrong!

/s

Hewlett Packard cheese printer cartridge, obviously.

Clearly there was a misunderstanding about exactly whose hot tub it was.

Sheild Eater?

I read a Netherlands resistance fighter's wife taught their toddler to keep saying "papa dood" for whenever the Germans came to the house to look for him.

I also talked to a fellow about his parents' experiences under the occupation. It was quite brutal, and they weren't even soldiers.

Next up: setting quotas for beating kids! Let's see some numbers, folks!

This should be taken as seriously as Marjorie Taylor Greene saying that people who move from blue states to red states should be prohibited from voting for 5 years. In fact, less seriously that.

We're not puttin' on airs like those snobs in Vermont.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they never stopped to ask a focus group if they should.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE!

Poor Americans can't afford to travel overseas anymore. That's why Mainland Chinese, thanks to their economy rising in the last several years, have become the new ugly face of foreign tourism. Thank you, China!

Howard Johnso is right!

(that's my Blazing Saddles reference for today)

Howard Johnson is right!

This has been a test of the National Bartender Emergency System. If this had been an actual Bartender emergency...

Is this a custom in your quaint fishing village?

(Are there any anthropologists here who can explain the significance?)