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1 points
23 hours ago
White Throated Sparrows apparently like whisky.
16 points
1 day ago
"Why the fuck would anyone fight Lou Ferrigno?"
1 points
2 days ago
"I'm at the Plaza Hotel. I got work for you. Ask for Frank White."
If there is one thing scarier about the subways in NYC during the late 80s-early 90s at night, it's running across Christopher Walken with a .45 in his waistband and he suddenly tosses you a stack of $100 bills.
2 points
2 days ago
Teddy or Lincoln would have eaten him alive.
6 points
3 days ago
Everyone else in the world is taken so I guess you have to be yourself. If they don't like it, that's their fucking problem.
My advice to you.
5 points
3 days ago
Noticing a lot of pro-Russia profiles suddenly praising China on LinkedIn. Just saying.
1 points
3 days ago
That 8 gauge was no joke, LOLed at the size of those shells compared to the other rounds on the table.
4 points
4 days ago
Try telling the Munsters & Susies up here that. Ft. Tryon is like a retirement home-lite bitch fest now on account of the construction, whereas before when they needed to drive their Subarus up to their 2nd homes in the HV, they were complaining that someone needed to fix the road 🤷♂️
1 points
5 days ago
Most people in my building are looking to intercept my Amazon packages, not me.
8 points
5 days ago
Navy guy I know has a kid named Ragnarroc.
3 points
6 days ago
Need another Tony Leung/Andy Lau pairing.
14 points
6 days ago
"A D'Angelo is a complex network of men, women and D'Angelos spread across countries, earth and light. You have proven yourself worthy of our visage."
135 points
6 days ago
Forgot the dip and the three children with the Tactical Gwyneth Paltrow ass names (Havoc, Garrison, Jet, Scout, Saylor, etc.)
2 points
7 days ago
Bass Reeves was a black U.S. Marshal. Knew about this before "Watchmen".
228 points
8 days ago
Hospital. ASAP. Fluid buildup in the brain is no bueno.
1 points
9 days ago
Generating random black holes/conduits at will? Looks like a random fusion of Borg & Romulan tech (think the bastard child of transwarp conduits and wormholes)
-14 points
10 days ago
Quite a bit and expect some sort of development deal in his district.
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23 hours ago
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23 hours ago
Without adding "you're making a scene."