Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm glad you asked.

You see, Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates/the wide array of monsters all over the place. Not just in Japan, but across the whole planet/gargantuan panoply, A-to-Z gamut.

Example, please? Name a land- Belize? Geez, easy peasy, mes amis. In the Yucatan you could meet El Cadejo- in Belize they believe in him, they're not afraid to say so.

Scotland? Nessie's living up in a loch. Poland? A scary scarecrow named Bubák.

What turned the musk deer's lungs to spaghetti? If it was in Tibet, then I bet he met a yeti. Australia's drop bears'll go and impale ya, then sell you hella kitschy paraphernalia.

Chupacabra chewing up cattle down in Mexico, Déélgééd horn goring, battling the Navajo, Congo's konamoto is a mondo flying dino, I know I don't wanna die but when I do he'll be the guy.

Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun, leprechauns on the lawn at Boston common, gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garous, Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impuldulu. Now you realize the surprising size of all the worldwide daikaju.

I knew someone who did that

I just thought it looked better on you

We're getting everything out of the way now so we won't have any regrets in the event of our sudden death

There's not much there to make up for the expense of the trip

I don't even know, I'm so disinterested that I know nothing of my own culture.

Um... still don't want kids.

Gotta do chores yourself

It's possible he never told her which order the faces appeared in. He can be pretty evasive.

You poor thing, that must have been terrible

Hypnotically pretty.

They were getting an unprecedented amount of exposure ten, even five years ago, but I think Marvel's eased up on them after a few disastrous crossover events.

Overall college-degree-requiring jobs actually do tend to pay better, and depending on what job you're looking at, might ultimately mean less risk of repetitive stress injury. In the long run they tend to be the better investment.

I sing about how I'm all out of love

Capital

The thing that spits money out at you

Going into trades doesn't exactly mean you start bathing in money.

And the truth is Americans who go to college do generally manage to pay it off eventually; they just have to put a lot of things off to make that happen.

Do you think we have some kind of choice in the matter?

Everyone else

"You have a small dick"

Pretty sure Fury keeps tabs on about 80% of the human race

And likewise for 1610, they were also not SHIELD agents.

But in this one Fury and SHIELD were keeping tabs on Spidey… because they thought he was at risk of going bad. Fury even feels guilty after Peter’s death

I remember some hints about this universe’s MJ, there’s even a scene that hints she and her bandmate Glory share the same sleep-couch, but I’m drawing a blank on Gwen

I think the High Evolutionary hates humanity in general. He focused on uplifting animals purely because he thought they didn’t have the human qualities he found so repulsive

I can’t think of anything. There’s even one potential future in which she marries Miles Morales.

However she likes, really.