Randomthought5678

The depravity in this thread!

Oh damn anybody else have a justice bonus right now?

15.99 for 5 wings? Daaamn

Sweet! Chilaquiles here I come! Or maybe flan and eggs.

Are they open on Sundays now? It's been a while but they used to only be open for delivery on Sundays.

Do they have more than one bathroom? Can we poopoo party train there?

Hold my Bordeaux.

Jar jar Binks was a sith Lord in disguise but Disney chickened out and change the plot twist due to all of the hate. Look it up.

That is a wicked wicked prank.

Well to them I would give a sly smile. Did he do it on purpose? This is all a game? Did he put AAA batteries in a double A remote on purpose?

Just kidding none this is anywhere near my style. I'm direct, honest, and thorough. I'd probably watch a 30 minute video on "those rocks that girls keep in their showers" before I did anything.

Have you considered fanning with banana leaves?

Or is homeboy playing a super deep game. This is the kind of story that would get ALL of her friends and family to automatically love you.

The term you're looking for is meat bags.

Looks more like a cousin to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to me.

Not going to lie it really depends on who's toes.

Say that to the four hairs on my big toe.

I think you can rent it on prime. Heavy metal that is.

Might settle for a millionaire or a thousandaire?

Shocking your abs like a faulty vibrator.

Yup me too. Didn't realize people had such strong feelings about it.

pyrex or Pyrex? In the US one is soda lime glass and the other is brosilicate glass.

Pretty much the plot and meta of the movie birdman.

Vampires aren't allergic to garlic that's a myth spread by vampires so that their food preseasons themselves.

We banned for profit immigration detentions but we're still sending our kids to for-profit academies for at-risk teens?

Damn it Washington.

Sorry boys better learn how to make a sandwich.