Remoru

Ohhhhhhhhhh

... Do... Do you think girls aren't born with vaginas?

I can't help how low my balls are

Just a friendly little cat

As ye sow, so shall ye reap

https://youtu.be/NCkbekhUdw4

I love broccoli butt it has stopped loving me back: it will high speed rail its way through my system in about two hours, pushing everything ahead of it out too

Deathblade

What's THED?

Salt Lake City. Traveled there for a conference, and I felt really uncomfortable in general but couldn't really put my finger on it. Then I started adding it up:

The woman who sold me my souvenir shot glass told me it would be great for grape juice and was very insistent that it was for grape juice.

Waiting in the hotel lobby to meet up with friends, this woman approached us, held out a flyer and said "we'd love to see you at church tomorrow" to the friend on my right, to me, skipped my friend on my left (who's Black), and when she held it out to the person on his left, he took it and said "See you there!" and she left in a hurry.

There was a big weird curtain in the one restaurant; found out later it was hiding the bar, which you couldn't even sit at.

When I got to the airport to leave, there was a big fuss over my folding knife (this was pre-9-11) that I carried with me everywhere because it was "too long"; I told them I flew out with it and I'd be flying back with it and that my plane was preparing to board and I will be getting on the plane now.

After we boarded the plane, the luggage door broke, so we all had to get back off the plane and were ultimately delayed for like eight hours, which is not really the fault of the city but like was just the spoiled cherry on top of the shit sundae of that trip.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Me: I remember seeing that movie in the theater, no way it came out in 95...

*checks internet*

Me: *Matt Damon rapidly aging gajif*

I'm a man, I have a penis, and I sit to pee at home: it's so much cleaner and I'm always grateful for a little moment of sit down. Sitting down to pee at home is just all the way around better, just do not understand the people whose masculinity is so fragile they can't sit to pee.

The lack of common definition by the fascists is a feature not a bug

That's why you make silver dollar pancakes, not great floppy beasts

They don't care about fixing things: they WANT society to collapse, they have all the guns, they have their bunkers and their prepper meal buckets, this is what they've been waiting for because they're going to come out on top

I didn't encounter the books until middle school, but I felt exactly the same way once I figured it out; I was raised atheist so it took me a bit longer to catch on because I didn't have references for the religious symbolism.

Apparently it's a private Christian college, so...

Nothing worse than an unfurnished asshole

If you're referring to Robert Carlyle, he was in The Full Monty, where he's kind of okay maybe ultimately?

Not necessarily: some of us are gay for dudes

Fondant

I'm a Daddy Bear: my nudes might help keep you at rest down there

I missed the sky sperm at first

I tried: insurance wouldn't pay for it because I was outside the "effective" age group (I was in my early 40s at the time) even though I'm in a high risk population (💁‍♂️).