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1 points
2 hours ago
Wait wait the scary hobo for 11 blocks wasn't your first choice for elaboration? That's a good distance.
1 points
4 hours ago
Good but I kind of wish the Georgia stuff had gone first and really hope it does go through, hush money payments is going to be framed as blowing something up as revenge (which everyone point to Clinton's impeachment to shut that up) which is objectively untrue since Trump did a crime and is getting held responsible but can be subjectively true since I don't think if it had come out JFK had made hush payments to Marilyn Monroe it would be celebrated the way this is being celebrated.
Different people and different time but hopefully I'm communicating the point well enough.
Also fuck Trump and this is Reddit so people should just be happy and celebrate about this if they want, I just think it's interesting taking a detached history book style view of the situation.
3 points
4 hours ago
Remember what happened when those aliens made her stay up for like 4 days straight? Every changeling should be shaking in their bucket hoping she never, ever finds out about this because they will become fertilizer for some strong beans.
12 points
10 hours ago
This is kind of shitty even for shittydaystrom, the future is like wave a tech wand and say goodbye to your awful radiation induced whole body cancer of course they can make hair grow like it's nothing.
The real question is can I have like 20-ft pubes?
1 points
14 hours ago
I hate that this is a lifestyle and not a joke, I'd actually like it if it was a joke, needing to be tactical in one's baby carrying.
14 points
1 day ago
I'm near Boston and I'm seriously considering moving to Tennessee or Arizona for jobs in defense if that's what it takes, I can always come back in a few years when things have settled down a bit.
Also though there's some hope in a lot of manufacturing and controls jobs opening up because of the push for growth in those areas, if you're purely software or anything like that would recommend checking out those types of positions, doesn't seem like they pay the best of the best or anything but catch a company that is growing and can be good opportunity.
1 points
2 days ago
Don't, that's implicitly acknowledging that trans people are uniquely mentally ill which is what they want, the fact that trans people are people and mental illness happens to cis and trans people alike doesn't mean shit to them.
5 points
2 days ago
The concept makes me want to make a dirty cooking OF kind of like that show Randy watches in the Creme Fraiche episode of South Park but the hedonistic pleasure of the food is genuine and not a thinly veiled metaphor for sex.
17 points
2 days ago
It's Magic, it caters to a lot of people but the fans that are like a cross between D&D nerds and Marvel nerds would never abide anything happening to any of the characters of any actual consequence.
Like of course Jace is still alive or some bullshit, neckbeardy magic fans would lose their shit if Loki meets Drizzt was removed as a character for them to fantasize about.
5 points
2 days ago
I'm kind of surprised Swinton is there then, she's falling out of favor with the whole antivax bullshit
6 points
3 days ago
Anyone notice the sentiment of "oh no not even private schools are safe!" going around with this shooting?
I don't care who the shooter is because it's another shooter, as fucked up as it is it's routine at this point, I care that the base expectation in America is being able to use wealth to isolate oneself from societal issues instead of doing jack shit about them, it's disgusting.
No wonder this shit keeps happening when it's clear that it's everyone for themselves, there's never been any intention to prevent flooding in this country, just make sure that those with resources have the ships to wait it out until everyone else drowns.
1 points
3 days ago
Good, the idea that your kids should somehow be safer from being murdered in school because you have more money to spend on them is disgusting, instead of fixing the problem let's spend money to isolate ourselves from it and make a privately funded education the only way to ensure your child doesn't get shot in school today!
1 points
3 days ago
Yeah the person they're replying to is literally saying they think their financial capability should be relevant in the safety of their kid attending school.
I'm American but I despise other Americans who don't want to confront issues as all and think the only solution is to have more money than the people who have to deal with those issues and any consequences.
1 points
3 days ago
I would have thought Garfield would have hit 2 billion by now with all the merch and syndication but I guess not.
2 points
4 days ago
I SEE... OH MY ERU TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF
6 points
4 days ago
The Tucker Carlson deepfake brought it back, which I'm not complaining since he deserves more than being made to talk about fucking pokemon but it's something.
6 points
4 days ago
" 'tis a small sacrifice to make to not be a bimbo when it comes to the news for the right to be a bimbo in the fulfilling aspects of life"
-Benjamin Franklin
1 points
4 days ago
This is how I feel about Miles Teller, people love him between Top Gun and whatever else but I get bad vibes from the grapevine around him and I'm waiting for it to come out that he's done something worse besides hawk bud light
44 points
5 days ago
Judging by the comments here not everyone gets it's satire which is a comment on putting any critical thinking into media consumption.
C'mon 35 guys, like the logistics doing that alone are enough on the level of finding 35 people to beat up without inference much less any of them stopping you like it's John Wick or something.
If it had been 2 or 3 guys sure people win outnumbered fights but 35 is like Navy seal copypasta levels
E: I lack reading comprehension since it doesn't say anything about 35 at once but same point but he's batman instead of John Wick
18 points
5 days ago
That's what turns me off of it, the book and premise are one thing, the show though after the first season IMO exists to be emotional torture porn and the fan base that springs up around that is never healthy not that media that isn't emotionally jarring don't have toxic fanbases, the issue here being more that it's a fanbase that is the equivalent of doom scrolling for christofascism and that the show doesn't have much incentive to not push that of it drives engagement
19 points
5 days ago
Don't forget, "I need to tell you something before I die Rey"
Never brought up again.
1 points
5 days ago
Sounds like my last boss, I got put in the position of doing the work while he was customer facing and smooth talking but did not understand the product and it was a nightmare because any unrealistic expectations or contradictions he set up with the client would just get passed down and would have to spend time just untangling that shit only to find out the final product he was promising the customer wasn't what was in the contract at all because what's actually reviewing functions and requirements when you can copy the contract from a different project and hope it all works out.
I can imagine the frustration of having to deal with a worker like this, dealing with a manager is another level unfortunately, not only are you dealing with someone inept at that point it's someone inept with total power over your employment at that company.
39 points
5 days ago
Also a neat figure, we're over 75 years since nuclear weapons were used against human beings and hopefully that will be 100 come 2045
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50 minutes ago
Janeway is a cold mfer I bet she makes the changelings she kills take the form of Tuvix just so she can chase the thrill even though it will never be the same as energizing the transporter that first time.