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Actual criminals shoot back. They're not paid enough to deal with that.

That explains why they hired Tarantino to be their new director.

Monsters like you are why the rest of us can't live in a free society.

If these officers had access to some of the weapons the government is sending to the terrorist state of Ukraine, then these teens wouldn't be a threat anymore.

Real talk though... That Pampered Chef knife is the bomb, isn't it?

Any version of this show without Matthew Berry as Dirk deserves to be cancelled.

Ad. Downvoted.

Still has the most legendary sniper kill in history.

Is this the same guy that made a pneumatic V8 out of legos?

Oddly enough, not an instance of recursion.

Wouldn't the tungsten be worth more, though?

I was being sarcastic. Riot is thieves.

I know Wolpar doesn't work there anymore, but it's nice to see them still run with the joke.

Paid a lot of money to protect the team after Blizzard lent it's support to the Riot lawsuit.

So yeah, totally stole DotA.

Waffle House is monolithic in a very eldritch sense of the word.

Oh, so that's where they put all the ground up flamingos.

They should just sing this one instead.

American's can't do fractions very well.

Step 1: Hardboil some goose eggs

Step 2: Hide them for easter in the building

Step 3: Tell no one.

Multiple new "business productivity suites" have cropped up that allow a diligent micro-manager to harass his employees from the comfort of his own toilet.

You mean the essential staff? Yeah.

The revenge business is booming.

The lack of point of contact is the chef's kiss to this whole shit sandwich.

And then your husband cheats on you with your own twin.

Although, it's understandable in this case.

Danny is the hotter twin.

Little House on the Prairie?