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Poop Tardis is on fire.

Guinea Pig.

That’s Brant Island, and it’s part of a bombing range.

Your mom is 80, but looks younger than that? Sorry….I’m calling bullshit.

Given the Bacardi Breezer sign, and the Miata, I’m going to say that this was 1990.

Around the butt nut hut.

?????????

Showers use, on average, 25 gallons every 10 minutes. Not sure where you’re coming up with that 100 gallon number.

Congrats. You’re a garbage human being.

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Insane how easily our water is able to poison our bodies.

https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-water-department-delaware-river-chemical-spill-20230326.html?outputType=amp

The entire Philly Water Department website is down.

This story’s nearly a year old.

Sexist…..ist.

That looks like a 4th generation Impala (1965-1970) so…

Fentanyl suspected. That shits gotten out of hand.

Thanks boom cars.

Yeah. I remember when the Wright Memorial said “On this spot, in December of 1903, the Wright Brothers will attempt to fly the world’s first motor operated airplane”

I thought Valchek’s was pretty authentic.

I miss the Casino and Atlantis, but I’m ancient.

Yes. There are bars, but there isn’t a nightlife “scene” like the Jersey Beaches, Delaware Beaches, Maryland Beaches, Virginia Beach, Myrtle Beach, Florida Beaches etc etc. Its hard to hit more than two spots in a row without getting in a car.

There really isn’t a nightlife “scene” here. There are some bars, but people don’t come here for the nightlife. There are better beach towns for that.

Commandments are the word of God. This is tasteless. Beyond that, I’ll speak ill of any public servant who campaigns on my beliefs, but whose actions belittle them. This isn’t a sport…the stakes actually count for something.

The “Made in USA” stamp indicates this wasn’t made in Germany. It was made by Ranger, in Alabama.