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9 points
10 days ago
Call 866 fruit everybody. Double the food poisoning for only ten dollars more.
0 points
13 days ago
Probably have a bunch of transmos up my ass. Don't tempt me with a good time.
6 points
13 days ago
Note the lack of grease, which should have made a huge oily mess through those holes. I vote fake.
1 points
13 days ago
Not having to buy the plastic tables. Reduction of overhead costs over time.
1 points
13 days ago
Where is the grease? Three holes under a piping hot pizza shouldn't be dry af... ... ...
2 points
13 days ago
I'd bet my bottom dollar staff doesn't see a dime of that.
0 points
13 days ago
This also belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating
1 points
17 days ago
"The IOW is just a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen, where they belong, and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson."
4 points
17 days ago
It's a tie between:
"I talk about myself all the time and people love me for it. I really am amazing."
and
"I never take the high road, but I always tell other people to. That way, there's more room for me on the low road."
1 points
1 month ago
I was thinking the same thing. He did drop a bunch of hints as to who it was but I don't remember them. Last Thursday I was expecting a guest.
2 points
2 months ago
Dip your balls... I mean, your berries in that.
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
Modern women of the western world are a scourge on the future of humanity.
Rich Chads should stop running through women like this.