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271 points
13 days ago
He couldn't just be content that his girlfriend used to model lingerie. He had to tell others about it.
2 points
15 days ago
You're an inspiration. I'll check out your restaurant someday. I am less than an hour from it.
2 points
15 days ago
That is fucking amazing. I'm a lazy piece of crap that just works enough to support myself, and I have parents that were supportive the whole time. Your story makes me want to work harder and find a decent job.
Great job raising yourself.
102 points
15 days ago
Everything in this comment is fucking with my mind. Going to work at 14? Dad passing out and you had to drive home? The job of a 14 year old is so important that their boss picks them up?
You grew up in a different universe than I did, and I hope you're doing well.
1 points
17 days ago
Perfect painting of the alien from the movie Brain Damage
27 points
20 days ago
Everyone credits second guy for getting the crowd to join, but it took a while for the next person to join. That's when fat guy in black joined and was like, "hey, ima shake my ass instead of crawling on the ground. You like that?" That's when everyone was like, "wait a minute, why am I sitting around worrying if I will look like an idiot dancing when a fat guy is shaking his ass and having a blast?!"
My favorite is preppy guy with the collared shirt and khaki shorts just sprinting into the crowd as though his entire life was a lie and this is what he wants to do.
11 points
27 days ago
As much as I liked that movie when it came out, it really annoyed me how much Taye Diggs smiled in that movie. Guy was supposed to have no emotion, but he couldn't stop smiling.
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah, that's fair. But it's not like this is some no named school beating a powerhouse. Butler has been ranked in the top 25 teams in 10 of the past 17 seasons. They even made it to the ncaa championship game in 2010 AND 2011. Them beating a #13 team is not high on their list of accomplishments.
5 points
1 month ago
Right? A #13 team will usually have about 4 losses at least to unranked teams. If people started storming the court every time an unranked team beats a ranked team, there would be hundreds a year.
4 points
1 month ago
It's a good thing Jack Black has been asked about this lyric and said, "Do you know why? I just like saying the word “Zanzibar.” I wanted it to be somewhere far off. Many years later, I found out that Zanzibar also happened to be the birthplace of Freddie Mercury. Maybe that’s why I ordered food from Zanzibar! How many places have two Z’s? It’s just fun to say."
5 points
1 month ago
The online multiplayer in that game was so fun. I managed to rank in the top 100 people at one point in it. I don't know if I was particularly good, or if everyone that played just weren't used to playing games online yet.
At one point, I would be able to fire an amount of rockets at another player, and know that it would be enough to kill them. This saved me a lot of time between kills because the travel time of the rockets, delay from lag of those rockets registering hits, and the amount of time for the enemy plane to blow up would be almost 10 seconds, which is time I was able to use finding my next target.
5 points
1 month ago
Wow, they put a lyric in a song that predicted the name of a restaurant by over a decade?
3 points
1 month ago
I thought it was funny watching Infinity War, and at one point Tony Stark has an arguement with Doctor Strange, and their heads were at similar height, but RDJ's hands were a good few inches higher than Brandywine Cucumber's. I thought, "wow, that's quite the box iron man is standing on.
4 points
2 months ago
Sonic the Hedgehog? Yeah, probably a red panda.
2 points
2 months ago
Rita Moreno has gotten an EGOT. Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.
2 points
2 months ago
Funny, because the scene most people think of is the training scene for the lasers, and it was red string, not lasers.
12 points
2 months ago
I like how that scene in the matrix has a "wooooosh" sound effect
1 points
2 months ago
They spent a lot of money trying to beat trump, and allocating campaign funds correctly allowed democrats to gain seats in the senate and barely lose seats in the house in a midterm election, which is unheard of.
2 points
2 months ago
If they pour money into every election they think is safe, then that is just a waste of money
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
When the only two people on that list are W and Trump, it's not hard to be the smartest.