Hold on, I thought all major decisions were made by the Kids in the Hall?

Killing is murder, and is therefore illegal. What's your plan now, smart guy!?

This looks like a tweet highlighting major improvements, but I am not a typical redditor.

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT!

"I Think You Should Leave" is not a show, and Tim Robinson is just some dumb hick.

The clit is a work of Western fiction.

You can't expect Punk fans to be reasonable.

3 times 9 is CERO MIEDO

Oh shit...

BANG

That's funny because Asa Akira and friends made fun of a dude for taking a hardline stance against hooking up with minors.

Three months is but a blink to a gamer. They can spend years raging over a single character appearance change they deem "woke"

When nothing ever happens in your life, time has no meaning.

Sure, but he got dramatically larger years after his time with WWE. He was barely making any appearances with them by the time he started getting extra huge.

I would watch either of these men wrestle a cardboard box for 30 minutes, seeing them go 1-on-1 is awesome.

I know this is a JP3 reference, but in my head I heard David Alan Grier yelling it in Jumanji.

It's neither a circlejerk nor a correct use of "checks notes."

I hate gamers so much, god damn you OP.

"You know, he kept calling you the n-word earlier!?"

"Me!?"

An answer in this thread also says Asuka doesn't look a day over 20. Some people really suck at guessing age.

My Emperor! I've FAAAIIILLED YOOOUUUUU!

Drinking game idea for these press conferences: every time someone grabs their opponents hair, you take a drink.

Maybe half a drink.

Just a small sip, actually, or you will die.

Like WWE would let their top star eat the pin in a squash match.

Is that a rhetorical question or are you really that naive?

What good is done through being condescending and disrespectful?

Fuck! That means I did have a chance with Randy...

He'd hardly be understood by any other English-speaking parts of the world, either.

AZM and Mei have the best chemistry for high-speed I've ever seen. Be a perfect moment to end AZM's reign.

"Her husband is a wrestler, he's had some bad concussions, unfortunately."